Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:We'll figure out something to do with your mom, but we'll get you away. She can have her own room at the Nickelodeon or the Comfort Inn if she wants. Or we can send her on a separate vacation, I hear the Skeleton Coast in Namibia is very nice this time of year....

Hey, send her on a cruise. On the Flying Dutchman (it's parked over at Castaway Cay!).

Think of the fun of saying to her, "Do you fear death?" :twisted:

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that don't touch there
Don't be nasty says the silly bear
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
Sexual Harassment Panda!

The lawyer I used to work with all the time finally came to Dallas and we met for the first time. She asks if she can give me a hug. No problem from me!

Oh, I should also probably mention she was in town to give sexual harassment training :D:

ktulu wrote:The lawyer I used to work with all the time finally came to Dallas and we met for the first time. She asks if she can give me a hug. No problem from me!

Oh, I should also probably mention she was in town to give sexual harassment training :D:

Ladies in another court where I used to work had a sign posted on the employee bulletin board: Sexual harassment will not be tolerated. However, it will be graded! :D:

mechurchlady wrote:... bringing mom as nobody would babysit the witch...
:fatlady:

Wrong smilie. I think the one you want to use here is:

:malefice:

She is very happy with my cooking so she is getting very fat from the cooking but yeah that is her to a T. perfect likeness of her but 100 pounds more.

mechurchlady wrote:She is very happy with my cooking so she is getting very fat from the cooking but yeah that is her to a T. perfect likeness of her but 100 pounds more.

Okay, so she's not so much :malefice: as she is :ursula: then, right?

With the tentacles to stangle you. I go through the kitchen and out the door to turn off the water in the lawn. I come back the way I came while putting things away and closing shades and doors. I go to the bathroom and come back to empty her pot. that is so simple but for her she has to list everything in a 5 minute monologue. No wonder I am so screwed up.

I think Ursula fits her perfectly.

mechurchlady wrote:...that is so simple but for her she has to list everything in a 5 minute monologue...

When I grow up, I really want to be an evil super-villain so that, any time my own personal storyline needs a little exposition, I can simply launch into a five minute monologue laying out the entirety of my evil plan (for the benefit of the audience, it's just an unfortunate side effect that the good guy is always around to hear it) and closing with something to the effect of "You see, Lonestar, evil will always triumph because good is dumb!"

And while I'm stealing from every movie I've ever seen: It could be worse, Churchy. Your mom could keep putting you into "easily escapable situations involving an overly elaborate death..."

Hey Zazu! How about a Dr. Evil smiley? <I'm kinda surprised there isn't one...if there is and I missed it, use whatever smiley you feel is appropriate to express my stupidity...>

Kwahati, I think your mind runs the same Spaceballs-loving gutter that mine does (along with the minds of most of the people on this board, I am sure).