Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by Cheshire Figment » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:32 pm

hobie16 wrote:Sadly, this is true of most big companies. For some reason they think they can buy someone from the outside that will take them to the next level. The new guy comes in, pisses off the people that have been building the business for years by telling them they don't know anything, hangs around for a while, screws things up, cashes in some stock options and splits for another company which sometimes turns out to be one of your competitors. And rather than replace the now gone ace with someone who knows what to do, they go get another outsider.
I was in a somewhat similar situation. At least they were right to bring in outsiders.

At the time the Federal Courts were on a large number of basically incompatible systems. At the Headquarters, where I was hired, the Budget System did not have any interface to the Accounting System. And almost all of the accounting systems used Cash Basis instead of double entry bookkeeping.

When I was interviewed I was told that management had decided on a comprehensive system from an outside vendor, and the team they put together, with one exception, had nobody on it with more than a year at the agency and was not beholden to any system currently in place.

For those familiar with the Federal Government, everybody was hired in at the GS-13 level. We rode sort of roughshod over everybody. It took a few years to get everything set up, but we set up a complete new coding system and redesigned almost all the accounting forms for the new system. We had everything tested, including a parallel operation for a while, and provided instruction for the financial staff in all Federal Courts.

When we went live, 33 months after I was hired, everything worked correctly. When I retired 17 years after being hired, over 80 of 96 courts were all on one accounting system with a two way interface to the central system. I just was working as a "tour guide" at WDW for a former co-worker (still with the agency) for a couple of days this past week and he was telling me that all the courts are now on the one system, complete with real time interactions.

So bringing in the outsiders does work once in a while. BTW, when I retired I was one of those extremely rare birds, a non-supervisory GS-15.



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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by DisneyMom » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:41 pm

hobie16 wrote:Here's a tale of two of my cousins. Dick was a college All-American, served as an officer in the Army and eventually became a VP for a large lumber company in the Pacific Northwest.

Steve was a direction-less, professional student mommy's boy with green teeth. Their mothers talk occasionally. Steve's asked Dick's if her son could give him a summer job in one of his mills. The deal was done and he went to work in a mill located in Northern California.

Two weeks after Steve started, Dick visited the mill and asked the manager how his cousin was doing. The mill manager replied he was probably the cruddiest human being he had ever seen. He had moved into a rooming house in the worst end of town, observed a Indian beating up his squaw, tried to break it up and had been beaten to a pulp by the squaw before being arrested, which required the mill manager to bail him out.

Dick took Steve out behind the mill and slapped some sense into him. He told him he would move that day, brush his teeth daily and take a shower at least every other day. He also said he'd be back in two weeks and if he hadn't cleaned up his act, they'd be back behind the mill for another discussion.




At the end of the summer Steve returned home. His mother called Dick's saying how she couldn't believe how much Steve had matured. If she only knew the real story.

Great Story, Hobie! I don't think son #2 is that bad (yet), but definitely want him to get on the right track...We did tell him it was our way or the highway :twisted:
(Graduate, then work and college).


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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by hobie16 » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:38 pm

DisneyMom wrote:Great Story, Hobie! I don't think son #2 is that bad (yet), but definitely want him to get on the right track...We did tell him it was our way or the highway :twisted:
(Graduate, then work and college).
My oldest kid asked if she could drop out of high school. Instead of telling her how stupid the question was, I told her she could check the want ads for a week and see if there were any jobs that specified high school drop outs wanted. That was the end of that.

She did do her first three years of college and then dropped out to "find" herself. It looks like she'll be going back this year in the fall.

Unfortunately, because she bailed during a quarter I'd paid $6500 tuition for, she's on her own for that and room and board. Another life lesson learned.


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:33 am

hobie16 wrote:Here's a tale of two of my cousins. Dick was a college All-American, served as an officer in the Army and eventually became a VP for a large lumber company in the Pacific Northwest.

Steve was a direction-less, professional student mommy's boy with green teeth. Their mothers talk occasionally. Steve's asked Dick's if her son could give him a summer job in one of his mills. The deal was done and he went to work in a mill located in Northern California.

Two weeks after Steve started, Dick visited the mill and asked the manager how his cousin was doing. The mill manager replied he was probably the cruddiest human being he had ever seen. He had moved into a rooming house in the worst end of town, observed a Indian beating up his squaw, tried to break it up and had been beaten to a pulp by the squaw before being arrested, which required the mill manager to bail him out.

Dick took Steve out behind the mill and slapped some sense into him. He told him he would move that day, brush his teeth daily and take a shower at least every other day. He also said he'd be back in two weeks and if he hadn't cleaned up his act, they'd be back behind the mill for another discussion.

At the end of the summer Steve returned home. His mother called Dick's saying how she couldn't believe how much Steve had matured. If she only knew the real story.
I met a bunch of guys with a similar outlook on life. They change to mature and responsible citizens, with attention to their appearance, grooming, and posture in about three days. (first week of boot camp! ) Not to mention complete respect for the older people assigned to train us!


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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by Rob562 » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:54 am

hobie16 wrote:Dick took Steve out behind the mill and slapped some sense into him. He told him he would move that day, brush his teeth daily and take a shower at least every other day. He also said he'd be back in two weeks and if he hadn't cleaned up his act, they'd be back behind the mill for another discussion.

Hmmmm.... I wonder if there's a mill nearby that I could take my roommate behind...

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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by Amphigorey » Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:20 pm

"Squaw," incidentally, is not a nice word.



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Re: Why?!?! Why In Their Right Mind Would Do Such A Thing?!?!?!

Post by hobie16 » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:42 am

Amphigorey wrote:"Squaw," incidentally, is not a nice word.
I did not know that. I just passed the story on as it was related to me.


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Post by mechurchlady » Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:33 pm

hobie16 wrote:I did not know that. I just passed the story on as it was related to me.
now you do and repeating something offensive dont make it allowable.

Sigh, first they insult them then those people and finally my people.


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