Stupid Guest Tricks

leftcoaster wrote:Yea, but what about smoking, wheel-chair/ECV using, cheer leader, line cutting, Brazilian SG's ?

Don't forget they are also pushing a triple-wide stroller.

They are executed on the spot.

ktulu wrote:Don't forget they are also pushing a triple-wide stroller.

They are executed on the spot.

They also pool hop, and park at the Poly to go to MK.

Since we're on the subject of making the worst SG ever, here are a few ideas.

All their kids are half an inch too short for all the rides (they grow and shrink as needed), and they berate every Cast Member they meet. They have no clue when the 3:00 Parade is, nor do they actually care except to ask us repeatedly, in Portuguese.

And they eat, drink and smoke on the bus.

When they ride ToT, they throw stuff out the doors.

Oh, and they eat garlic on their way into the parks.

Top that.

When I saw the subject line I thought "best when herded into a small pen then cut into small pieces and roasted over a fire"

Big Wallaby wrote:Since we're on the subject of making the worst SG ever, here are a few ideas.

All their kids are half an inch too short for all the rides (they grow and shrink as needed), and they berate every Cast Member they meet. They have no clue when the 3:00 Parade is, nor do they actually care except to ask us repeatedly, in Portuguese.

And they eat, drink and smoke on the bus.

When they ride ToT, they throw stuff out the doors.

Oh, and they eat garlic on their way into the parks.

Top that.

The whole group goes to the single rider line, then demands to ride in the same car (yes, all 150 of them in the SAME car...)

The males of the group grope the princesses and female face characters, and all of them try to pull off Mickey's head (but not Tigger's, they know he'll lay the smackdown).

They take old mugs/other resort mugs and use them at their resort.

They take flash pictures on dark rides, at shows and video with lighting when asked not to.

They abuse the free dining plan.

They change on the beach at the water parks.

and of course...

They use the bathroom in the bushes instead of just walking the 5' to the restroom.

I was on the "other side" two weeks ago. We did the transatlantic crossing on the magic and visited Loro Parque in Spain (think a cross between Sea World and Animal Kingdom, but without rides). We did the VIP tour that brought us to some backstage areas and gave us reserved seating for shows. As our guide trotted along at warp speed with her sign held aloft, I barreled through the crowd, knocking them out of my way while babbling to hubby in English...I'm probably now on some foreign version of SGT. I didn't feel too bad tho', as Europeans don't seem to have the concept of lines, personal space, or reserved seating like we do. You had to be physically assertive or you'd be trampled. The guides warned us to get to the shows early, even tho' our seats were roped off and marked with multiple signs. Sure enough, people would just push aside the signs and go through the ropes and then proceed to argue at length with the guides when told "no." A whole new world!