Stupid Guest Tricks

I thought it was a good joke and love Zazu's wit but I also do not want to praise him too much for fear I might overinflate his ego.

Zazu wrote:I'm still looking for a smilie of my former manger, but perhaps this one will do for now: :krusty:

You must have my former manager! LOL! I think everyones' manager must be a clown, there has to be a school for that. Managers attend mandatory clown school... :krusty:
Thanks Zazu! Good one! (BTW Loved the updates from the cruise...AWESOME...sounds like you got a LOT of rest!

Okay, gentlemen bus drivers, :driver: rev your engines...We are ready to roll! :twisted:

Zazu wrote:Maybe some year you should take a stab at something else?

I guess I am NOT the only other one here who reads history books! We have such a well read board of posters here! ;) Brilliant Zazu! THAT'S how you make a CM's day, you compliment them! :D:
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Big Wallaby wrote:If you were making the joke I think you were, it appears to have gone over everyone's head.

Well, I got it, but I've been MIA for about a week so I just wasn't around to say anything about getting it. What can I say I have a BA in History it's the first thing I think of.

leftcoaster wrote:Did you have any pain in your lower back, and was there a sign that said, "Get to a hospital FAST." ?

Left,like i typed "JELLO",not ice. The little darphs would have froz...never mind. :(

Churchy,take MS's advice. :D:


(is it me,or is this getting WOT??)

darph nader wrote: (is it me,or is this getting WOT??)

Yeah, like about 6 pages ago. :D:

Lets see if I can steer it back on course.


Tonight I had a run to Yacht and Beach. Now I know that I said that I had given up on trying to interact with the guests there due to attitude but Wallaby convinced me to try again. So, I had a bus load of tired guests that seemed to appreciate my timely arrival at the lz. So I pull out of MK, and cut off the spiel just before the safety part and went into my own version (pre MiMs) They responded and we had a great ride back to the resort. Now that would have been good enough for me but as one of the guests was leaving, he came up to me and said that he had the best time on the bus and it was his best ride to date. While thanking him for those kind words, he stuffs a couple of bills in my pocket and heads out the door.

I look later, it was $20. That really made my day!

darph nader wrote:Left,like i typed "JELLO",not ice. The little darphs would have froz...never mind. :(

Churchy,take MS's advice. :D:


(is it me,or is this getting WOT??)

Not office topic because it makes my day to read the isane posts and crazy antics of people. It was Jello and not ice. Do you want to borrow my glasses?

What was here advice? So many pages and I am too tired to read them over again.

darph nader wrote:Left,like i typed "JELLO",not ice. The little darphs would have froz...never mind. :(

Churchy,take MS's advice. :D:


(is it me,or is this getting WOT??)

I know. I had to change it to ice to set up the question. :D:

leftcoaster wrote:I had to change it to ice to set up the question. :D:

left, NO!! When you change stuff on darph this upsets his entire universe & thought process. Plz spare me the PMs. ;) Ok, now waaay OT.

darph nader wrote:(is it me,or is this getting WOT??)

Just like almost every thread that I've ever been a part of here.

MS, the PM's of which you speak are meant to be brought into the light of day. All anoymously, of course.

Today, I had a group going to the Epcot Five (The Bird Hotel, The Fish Hotel, The Dinghy Club Resort, The Sand Club Resort and the Wood Plank Traverse Resort), and as I was leaving the load zone, I made a joke that received no response. Since this was all before I started moving, I decided to do what I heard here, with my own twist. I shut the door, put the bus in reverse, started moving (very slowly, there were no other buses or people around) and said that if they didn't laugh at my jokes, we'd be backing up the whole way to all five of the resorts. It was enough, and I had good interaction the rest of the day.

And for those wondering what I was thinking, I moved less than two feet backward. The previous driver had pulled up too close to the stop posts and I had to back up anyway, so I just worked it into my schtik.