Stupid Guest Tricks

lady ulrike wrote:

leftcoaster wrote:Wait...you actually slept on your wedding night? ]I slept on my wedding night. It had been a long day and we had to get up at 5am to catch our plane, to WDW of course.

Reminds me of an Aggie joke (feel free to substitute your preferred dumb person stereotype): An Aggie was sitting at the window of his hotel room on his wedding night, staring out at the night sky. His bride calls to him, "Honey, don't you want to come to bed with me?" The Aggie replies, "No way! My mom & dad told me this would be the best night of my life, and I don't want to miss a minute of it!"

And YAY :bouncemic to Lady U and anyone else who, like me, went to WDW for their honeymoon!!!

My wife and I stayed at the airport hotel in Houston (flew out of IAH), she forgot her good walking shoes and her parents brought them out. We ended up talking to them for a while and drinking (her stepmom got trashed and fell off of a bench by the elevator when they were leaving hehehe), we had to be up at 5AM to get ready to catch the flight. We got SOME sleep though :D: (where is the Quagmire 'giggity giggity' smily?)

BRWombat wrote:Reminds me of an Aggie joke...

I was teaching a class to a room full of U Texas grads and one lone Aggie. The Aggie jokes flew for the entire first week. Monday morning of the second week the poor Aggie asks, "What do you call an Aggie four years after graduation?"

None of the UT guys had an answer.

"Boss." replied the Aggie.

Big Wallaby wrote:2) My wife started an account here, and it's just a matter of time until she reads this thread.

I can't wait for Liz to contribute with her SGT's at Stormalong Bay. :D:

More entertaining reading after a long shift.

ktulu wrote:where is the Quagmire 'giggity giggity' smily?

It's filed under "Other Characters" and looks like: :giggity:

Zazu wrote:It's filed under "Other Characters" and looks like: :giggity:

Woo! One day I'm going to ask for a dump of all the smilies on here for my forum (private, just a bunch of friends), but I'm going to wait until Zazu has found them all :D:

hhsrat wrote:Over at Safaris, we've apparently had 30 people fired in the span of the past 2 months. I'm not sure the cause of all the firings, but I'm sure some were safety, some were spiel-related, some were attendance, and I'm sure some were stupidity (actually ... stupidity could be an umbrella category that covers all of the above

Considering the massive turnover rate, I wonder if management has gotten to the point where they're tossing out the paperwork and employment applications faster than a new person can fill one in!

mechurchlady wrote:The scary part is not them finding his brain there but that Cheney will be in charge or the country. I hope he does not shoot anything while he is in charge. I have online friends who hate Bush but they are hoping he survives and is back in office soon. We can talk about Cheney here because he is the ultimate SG.

What are you smoking? What does Cheney have to do with this discussion?

strlnblue wrote:What are you smoking? What does Cheney have to do with this discussion?

You have wasted my time, grrr, looking for that post that was 2 pages ago. It was in response the previous poster's remark. If you had read the thread through and other threads then you would know that members of SGT can sometimes go far off track and suddenly be on a new topic.

Who us? Off track or off topic, never .


Hey look, a flower........