Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom, who had one in her purse, because Churchy did not have room in her......

own bag, from which Churchy could pull almost anything,much like Mary Poppins. From her Magical Bag, Churchy pulled out....

An oversized golf umbrella, which had, of course, the WDW logo on it! Everyone was grateful to crowd under the cover, that Churchy said....

"As much fun as the Never Ending Story may be, it needs to end. It really needs to end."

Grumpy Pirate was incensed, and...

Wallaby felt tugging on his purple pants. It was a deer and then WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP the deer plummeled him with a bag marshmallows but then Wallaby woke up to realize he had had a bad dream about wanting to leave the Never Ending Story wherre he could drive and eat all he wants. Disneymom continued the story by ..........

asking Susi why she was going off to the bushes with Jack Sparrow ;) and she laughed coyly and said...

I was hoping to get my Christmas present earily this year, but an SG, standing nearby, began screaming: "You cant SAY Christmas, It offends me!!" and then Wallaby, who was looking wistfully toward the turkey leg vender, said....

"I'll have seventy seven legs Please!"

Then Purpura convinced him to just have one, because she was going to have a very rich man treat for dinner at the Blue Bayou. She then said."This morning I woke up dreaming I had eaten a giant marshmallow, and my pillow was missing. NOT!" Then Big Wallaby said...

"I sleep with a turkey leg under my pillow every night, just in case I need a little snack in the middle of the night... They are very delicious!" and everyone who had gathered round to hear this began to...

heckle BW about his futile attempts to end this story. Wallaby shot them a dirty look, and said, "Watch out -- I'm still a bus driver. If I have no qualms about running down Thumper and Bambi, you know I'll run you over, too!" Whereupon the shocked SGTers...