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darph nader wrote:

BRWombat wrote:2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 25 -- THREE pictures this week! The Wombat caption contest will go on hiatus over the next couple of weeks while I compete with VM, so I thought I'd just run three pictures this week... Vegas-themed, of course! This is the first of three Vegas-themed pictures for this week's contest -- two more to come! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!

Please either quote this post or identify the picture ("1st pic" or "Rat Pack") so I know which picture you are captioning!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Not wanting to rain on their parade,Wombat decided to bow out this time.

And that marked the beginning of the end of the Rat Pack. No one took them seriously after that!

BRWombat wrote:2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 25 -- Second picture! This is the second of three Vegas-themed pictures for this week's contest -- one more to come! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!

Please either quote this post or identify the picture ("2nd pic" or "Magician") so I know which picture you are captioning!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

It was said that Wombat had a split personality, however, no one knew it was that severe.

BRWombat wrote:

Magician: "That was when Brad found out what they do to lawyers in Las Vegas... and that sawing a woman in half was not ALWAYS a trick."

BRWombat wrote:

Blue Man Group: "Hmm. I'm just not sure if they're ready for a Blue-ritone."

On another note, Wombat... I am so glad you came over to the blue side!


So this week we are the Blue Marsupial Welcoming Committee.

For reference, both of these images are from Halloween 2001 when I surprised the kids on my bus. They couldn't decide if I was part of Blue Man Group or a Smurf.

Never did get the stains out of that shirt.

On the afternoon run, I had four moms come up to my bus and ask if I had used pancake before putting on the makeup.

I had a blue tint for the next four days.

And now you've seen what I looked like with enough hair to mention.

Big Wallaby wrote:On another note, Wombat... I am so glad you came over to the blue side!


So this week we are the Blue Marsupial Welcoming Committee.

For reference, both of these images are from Halloween 2001 when I surprised the kids on my bus. They couldn't decide if I was part of Blue Man Group or a Smurf.

Never did get the stains out of that shirt.

On the afternoon run, I had four moms come up to my bus and ask if I had used pancake before putting on the makeup.

I had a blue tint for the next four days.

And now you've seen what I looked like with enough hair to mention.

Wow, love it. It is so much less hassle with photo-editing software, though -- no ruined clothing or lingering tint in the skin. Still, we should totally make the Blue Marsupial Welcoming Committee a thing.

Week 25 Caption Contest results – first picture! First the Honorable Mentions: Goofyernmost: "And that marked the beginning of the end of the Rat Pack. No one took them seriously after that!"'; Patrick Stayton: "Recently discovered photographic evidence reveals that Brad's shameless attempts at scoring an upgrade to a suite in Las Vegas literally began the year he was born.”; and Larry E Collins: "The 'Bat Pack."



And our first winner today is my long-time friend Bear Deardorff, his very first win! Congratulations Bear!

Thanks to all who entered! Results for the other two pictures coming soon!

Week 25 Caption Contest results – second picture! First the Honorable Mentions: Big Wallaby: "That was when Brad found out what they do to lawyers in Las Vegas... and that sawing a woman in half was not ALWAYS a trick."; Chase Gooding: "See, I told you his head was stuck up there!"; Bear Deardorff: "Wombat breaks into song once more with his rendition of Yesterday... 'I'm not half the man I used to be....'"; and Alan AJ Irby: "Started out as an audience volunteer, ended up as this generation's Siegfried and Roy incident."



And I really can’t explain why today's second winner's caption makes me laugh as much as it does – but it does, so darph nader gets his second win of the year! Congratulations, darph!

Thanks to all who entered! Results for the final picture coming soon!

Week 25 Caption Contest results – third picture! First the Honorable Mentions: Big Wallaby: "Blue Man Group: 'Hmm. I'm just not sure if they're ready for a Blue-ritone.'"; Bear Deardorff: "Everything's better with Blue Wombat on it!"; Alan AJ Irby: "Wombat's new trio was really heavy into the blues."; and G Scott Lewis: "Wombat and his 2 friends regret their fight with the Tidy Bowl Man."



And this week’s third winner is my VM brother Peter Schott, his very first win! Congratulations, Peter – and may you (we) also win next Friday!

And with that, the Caption Contest will be on hiatus until July 14 while VM competes in Las Vegas. Thanks to all who entered – see you in a few weeks!

2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 26 -- I'm back from Vegas, and the Caption Contest returns! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!