Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[joanna71985]

So we're there and we had this incredible Mugsey- we had a kid next to us asking all kinds of questions and Mugsey was going crazy on him and the kid was just blinking and staring at him and when we got to John Wayne Mugsey is saying "What is this, this place is nuts!"

and so seeing an opportunity, I look up at him (he was standing right in front of me) and say in my best 'Joisey' accent. "Kinda like Detroit." (since I'm from Michigan)

and he glares at me and says, "This ain't nothin' like Detroit! I do good business down in Detroit!"

me, still in 'character' "What, down by the docks?"

He glares at me again, eyes burning and prop gun pointed right at me and shouts at the top of his lungs...

"SHUT UP LADY!"

We laughed for the rest of the ride and very often even a couple years later, in our house when someone hears the word Detroit on the news, someone else will say "What, down by the docks?" and everybody else will pretend to shout at me "SHUT UP LADY!"

Ah, good times...

bru

That's awsome!! :hysteria:

I think being the bad guy on GMR would be so much fun.

Hope y'all don't mind a non Disney HYS.

My coaster has two seats for guests of "diverse body proportions." These seats have two seatbelts instead of one but otherwise there really is no difference in the harness. It was obvious to me before I worked there why there were two seatbelts. It is not obvious to the guests. This scene plays out multiple times a day:

Guest: "Why does she have two seatbelts and I only have one?"
Me: "Because we like her more"

In their defense it may not be obvious, and I do say it as a joke and so far nobody has taken me seriously.

I had another one today. Kid was so short the mom had to lift him into the seat! So I told them to follow me to the height check station.

Guest: "HE's too short to ride?"
(What I wanted to say): "No, I'm doing this for kicks. Ignore hte fact that the kid can't even get into the seat on his own, or the fact that the bar is at least 6 inches above his head." Instead I explained his head had to touch the bar.

I love the first one. But the second...

[DonohoFlnkr]

My HYS for today is very similar to this but does not involve Disney at all.

Me and my partner are at Publix (grocery store). Neither one of us is in costume, but dressed in shorts and polos. He goes one way and I am looking down another ailse. I have a bad habot pf straightening thing without thinking due to disney store brainwashing.

A lady comes up to me and ask the ultimate question:
Her: Do you work here?
Me: No.
Her: (obviously not listening) Do you all cary XXXX?
Me: I dont know I dont work here.
Her: (Still oblivious) WHat about XXXXX?
Me: I STILL have no idea I don't work here I AM SHOPPING! Ask someone who works here!
Her: Well why did you tell me you worked here?
Me: (Now Livid) I didn't..If you would turn off your mouth and turn on your ears you would have heard me two minutes ago!
Her: How rude! (start going down the ailse, my other half coming up the aisle)
Him: Jim where is the can veggie aisle?
Me: Two more over!
Her: (Storming back to me) I AM REPORTING YOU TO YOUR MANAGER, YOU SAID YOU DIDNT WORK HERE AND YOU HELPED HIM! WHAT IS YOUR NAME< AND YOUR MANAGERS NAME!!!
Me: My name is Jim, my manager doesnt work here he works at my job, where I work, which isnt in this grocery store...I DONT WORK HERE!
Her: Well you won't work here when Im done talking to your manager!
Me: (Resisting the urge to whip items at her from the shelves) Thank you I hated working here anyway! HYS

So, you had a face-to-face encounter with DisneyLover? ;)
(yeah, I know this post is nearly 5 years late, but I just joined in August and still haven't made it to the end of this thread)

[hobie16]

So, you had a face-to-face encounter with DisneyLover? ;)
(yeah, I know this post is nearly 5 years late, but I just joined in August and still haven't made it to the end of this thread)

The classics never die. :D:

[IndyandMarion]

Ohhhhh DisneyLover. God, the good ol days. Wonder whatever happened to him.

Side note: Thanks to everyone who have made this thread a success. I seriously think this is the biggest thread in SGT history (I could be wrong, I might have missed something). But either way, it's been a lot of fun over. . . Christ, has it been five years? I guess I should make a new listing on here soon to celebrate huh?

[Lasolimu]

Side note: Thanks to everyone who have made this thread a success. I seriously think this is the biggest thread in SGT history (I could be wrong, I might have missed something). But either way, it's been a lot of fun over. . . Christ, has it been five years? I guess I should make a new listing on here soon to celebrate huh?

May I draw your attention elsewhere...

The Birthday Thread

The ADD Thread

[IndyandMarion]

Because I'm so bored right now, and I feel like my ol' miserable self. . .

If I'm ever at Fantasmic, I hope I never see you.

It's a mutual feeling

You seem to be an extremely miserable human being and you should be ashamed of yourself for the attitude you display.

I can be. But it's fits the role I play these days. Ashamed? Why? A lot of people love my attitude, I tell it like it is, and Lewis Black was my mentor. So from my miserable shameful attitude to you. . . Take some nyquil and switch off you little prick.

If you are so unable to deal with people in perhaps one of the most customer service oriented positions in the world, you should quit and find something more to your liking.

Im unable to deal with people like you. I tried to quit, but they wouldn't let me. In the role Im in, Im paid to not care about people and play the bad guy and I can insult people. So, in reality, I'm paid by Disney. . . To be myself.

BTW, I know you're not here anymore, all though we do miss your little screwed up shareholder hear, just remember, when you go to the parks, part of that money goes into my check. So each time you come back, you're paying to keep my miserable attitude in the parks.

Thanks for the check!

[IndyandMarion]

May I draw your attention elsewhere...

The Birthday Thread

The ADD Thread

Bare in mind I don't come here as often as I used to and I did note that I might have missed something. But come on. . .The ADD thread? That is part of your exa. . . KITTY!

[DonohoFlnkr]

Indy,

What attraction are you at now?

My family and I are heading down in June (just after the red shirts).

[GaTechGal]

Indy,

What attraction are you at now?

My family and I are heading down in June (just after the red shirts).

I believe Indy is now a "Gangsta" at the GMR. He's really super. My DD and I met him when he was still over at RRC about 5 years ago. Love ya Indy. :D:

[darph nader]

Indy,

What attraction are you at now?

My family and I are heading down in June (just after the red shirts).

There's a day for doomed Star Fleet Security Officers???