Stupid Guest Tricks

Wombat started to regret entering this contest. He suddenly remembered the bathing- suit contest.

Was it, end world peace and encourage world hunger, or the other way around. I'm such a diva.

"Yes, I know all about the dress code. But do you know how hard it is to find a 'little black dress' in my size?"

"Yeah, I know I'm gonna be handed my hat in this round, but just wait. I bribed the judge so the talent competition will be singing 'Old Man River'!

"And believe me, I know all about bribing judges!"

"When Wombat was notified that he had been awarded the title of Miss Cellaneous, he thought it was a joke. Until he showed up for it, that is."

In a Landmark Legal decision, Wombat won the right to participate in Miss America! Now he just has to get his waxing before the swim suit competition.

Week 23 Caption Contest results! First the Honorable Mentions: Alan AJ Irby: "Okay.... how can I phrase this answer and somehow use the term 'world peace' while simultaneously hiding my fear about the swimsuit competition?!"; Joe Hoofnagle: "Oh no! Forgot to pack my bathing suit and heels for the quartet contest!”; and Lyn Robbins: "Brad screws up yet another quartet." (I keep leaving myself open for that line!)



And it’s a back-to-back win for this week’s champion G Scott Lewis, his fourth win this year! Can he pull off a three-peat??? Congratulations, Scott!!

Thanks to all who entered! New picture coming Monday – and perhaps a prize!

2014 CAPTION CONTEST, Week 24 -- It's World Cup time again, and if your family is anything like mine, the excitement level in your house is absolutely unchanged!!! Still, it makes for a new picture topic. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

With his best Gandolf mind-set,,,,,,,"Thou shalt not Pass".

Wombat proves, once again, that Americans don't really understand Futbol.