Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:a tackle shop to buy WORMS. In the mean time Big Wallaby turned in his keys and purple pants for,,,,,,,

Now as for Worms, they all ran away from Darph's cooler! And Purpura got to see a Darph some time ago in an "I drink beer only on days that end in Y" shirt... And then Of course Purpura said she believed that Zazu still believed in what Tink believes in and A good bottle of....

RUM and TinkerBell Hoodies and more RUM, but he also liked the idea of a .......

good roll in the hay, so he ran to the Circle D Ranch and...

rolled around in the hay with a couple of cute female ranglers, and a cat that was once seen sleeping in DCA by the Burrbank Ice Cream train thingy...

Meanwhile Darph took Mainstreeter over to Blue Ribbon Bakery for some eggnog and a gingerbread cookie and then to Plaza Inn for...

Some hot chocolate, as the tempature was plunging down to about 68 and he was freezing his....

tail feathers off. That's funny, Darph didn't know he had tail feathers.

It was then that Wallaby began working to find ways to end this thread, feverishly standing on a soap box, talking to...

no one in particular, because everyone LOVED the Neverending story and disagreed with him by throwing their expired fastpasses at him and told Wallaby if the thread ended we needed to start a whole NEW neverending story with a new theme and he said....

"But... but... if the story never ends, how will we ever get on with our lives???"

Churchy laughed at Wallaby and replied, "...

We have no lives outside of SGT!!! I got nowhere else to go!! And with that Churchy, DisneyMom, and Susislicker all cahooting, took Wallaby and ....

one of his old buses and snuck off to make donuts in the parking lot. Darph and Pirate saw them and called the rest of the SGTs to come join in the fun, so they spent all afternoon.....