Stupid Guest Tricks

free Dole Whip presented by Goofy, who said, "Gawrsh, brain freeze, yuh-huh!" while the SGs took several flash pictures of Abraham Lincoln riding the Tomorrowland Transit Authority, causing...

Immediate expulsion from the ride for the Sss Geees, who were pummeled by the SGT crew by having the sg's cameras held one inch from their sg face and strobing the flash repeatedly, while the SGT cred began chanting, only three to ten feet, only three to ten feet. They then took them to......

the exit and told them that the the freeway was the quickest way to SeaWorld. The SGs were dazed and confused so like cattle the left. Cranbiz rode Dumbo with ....

Big Wallaby, then the entire crew decided to go on....

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, but then they found out it was closed, so they swam across to Tom Sawyer's Island and...

Realized that it was a good place to party, as they all had on their pirate costumes, except for DisneyMom, who had worn a .......

wench outfit. They partied past closing and into the wee hours of the night. Cheshire ............

found a boat tied up along the shore and all the SGTers piled into the boat and set sail for...

Tortuga, and they circled Tom Sawyer Island again and again until they finally realized that they probably couldn't reach Tortuga from there. But just then, Wallaby had the brilliant idea to...

HAWAII, but they did not realize that they were in a lake, but the facts did not deter them from their task, so they set sail, and then bumped into the dock at.....