Stupid Guest Tricks

Coming soon to a GMR near you. . .

Death of a Stupid Guest

Staring Indy and Ansem

Their species will die, November 19th

OOOO I'm intrigued.

:twisted:

Be warned Indy that us SGs breed and convert faster than you can get rid of us. Look around and there are more SGs everyday. We convert people by doing our stupid tricks then getting other guests to do what we are doing.

muahahahaha we are everywhere, look up, look down, we are everywhere and we got you surrounded.
:indywhip:

mechurchlady wrote:
muahahahaha we are everywhere, look up, look down, we are everywhere and we got you surrounded.
:indywhip:

QUICK INDY! YOU THROW ME THE BOOK, I"LL THROW YOU THE WHIP!
:D:

I doubt Disney Corporate offices would like you throwing things or using whips against us "Guests". muahaha, insert evil laugh.

Ansem would make sure corporate kept their mouths shut.

With the connections we have now, they would have no choice but to do so. . .or they'd find themselves wearin a new pair of shoes, if you get my drift.

Long-time lurker, first-time poster with a SGT from my recent trip to WDW. I was coming back from MK one night and had to listen to some guy have a rather loud conversation on his cell phone the entire bus ride back to the hotel. As we pulled up to the bus stop, he says, "Hey, wait a minute! Where the hell are we? Oh, it's the Grand Floridian."

Right. Because that's why the sign spells out Boardwalk across the front of the hotel in big glowing letters.

Me: Welcome to Big Thunder Railroad
Guest: Hey, where can I get one of those Fastpasses to ride the "Fastpass Side" of the Ride?
M: There is only one track sir, two stations, but one track.
G: No they're different, we really want the Fastpass Track.
M: No Problem sir I'll Sneak you onto their track, but dont tell anyone.
G: Gee thanks your the best.
M: Anytime.........(Idiot)

For too long Ansem and myself have dealt with the every day stupidity of guests.

Too long have we dealt with the crap of onstage and backstage politics.

We've done our best to stay as neutral as possible.

I don't know about the rest of you but I think it's time for a change. Time for people to stand up for what SHOULD be going on. What SHOULD happen.

Like Dog the Bounty Hunter, we'll hunt down anyone who decides to take the wrong path.

Like HHH and Shawn Michaels of DX, we're going to raise a ruckus.

Starting next week, we're going to reshape SGT and the world around it.