Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:You've most likely seen the latest picture of Kim Kardashian's exposed posterior. After seeing it for the umpteenth time I suddenly realized it's very seasonal as her butt looks like a Butterball turkey.

Both Kim's Butt and the Turkey are most likely enhanced with injected fillers and hormones.

I guess this is good news for some gals that the larger rear-end has become very fashionable...I remember a friend of mine being teased in Junior High about her "bubble-butt". She was very pretty and a nice girl, but the teasing was brutal. I hope life is better now.

I am waiting for short,round and funny-looking to become all the rage....

I have yet to see her butt. Further, I can't figure out what it is that made her and the rest of her family famous. The best I can tell is, they are all famous for being famous.

I would like to kindly request that you not help me to know anything more about Kim Kardashian or her family, just as I would ask that you not help me to know anything about Honey Boo Boo or her (I assume Honey Boo Boo is female) mother. Any posts for the sake of helping me in either instance will be unappreciated and deleted. I think I can do that. Anyone have a problem if I do that?

I will take any answer given to mean that you don't mind if I do that. Unless one of the admins

Any problems with Butterball turkeys?

I am good with a Butterball turkey. Unless Kim Kardashian is riding it.

I just told an elevator joke. It works on many levels.

Big Wallaby wrote:I am good with a Butterball turkey. Unless Kim Kardashian is riding it.

I just told an elevator joke. It works on many levels.

I've got a elevator joke. It invokes a lady who lives in a high rise apartment building, Mexican food and pine scented air freshener.

Lady Gaga goes tropical and turns into a star fish.

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Wear your safety glasses.

I kind of like it. Disney could get the patent to make Ursula Costumes....

hobie16 wrote:Any problems with Butterball turkeys?

I heard there was a recall of those turkeys. Some new guy forgot to butter those turkey's balls.

This is suppose to be the best God joke ever. You be the judge.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

leftcoaster wrote:

hobie16 wrote:Any problems with Butterball turkeys?

I heard there was a recall of those turkeys. Some new guy forgot to butter those turkey's balls.

I will never look at a turkey again without wondering who has to do that job....