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Mug Shots Of The Year



Arrested for DUI, DUI, and public drunkenness (left to right).

Who's that last one? He looks like a happy, female dog.

Heh heh...that second guy looks like he fell asleep and toddlers coloured on his face. And he actually paid money for that?

More money that has questionable results. They are all making the same statement, "I do not want a job in corporate America. Ever."


Do his ears whistle in a stiff wind?

If I had the $$ they all spent for 'this' and they had feathers in their pants. We'd all be tickled.

hobie16 wrote:More money that has questionable results. They are all making the same statement, "I do not want a job in corporate America. Ever."

Forget Corporate America...how about "I do not want a job. Ever."
Okay, they could maybe work in a tattoo parlour or biker bar. Maybe somewhere you never saw people, like late-shift dishwasher or maybe custodial work in an office building after hours. Ooh, I guess they could be telemarketers if they've got good phone skills...I don't want to judge. But really, the options are limited.
I would love to know what they were thinking when they had that done.

bookbabe wrote:

hobie16 wrote:More money that has questionable results. They are all making the same statement, "I do not want a job in corporate America. Ever."

Forget Corporate America...how about "I do not want a job. Ever."
Okay, they could maybe work in a tattoo parlour or biker bar. Maybe somewhere you never saw people, like late-shift dishwasher or maybe custodial work in an office building after hours. Ooh, I guess they could be telemarketers if they've got good phone skills...I don't want to judge. But really, the options are limited.
I would love to know what they were thinking when they had that done.

You are assuming that they were thinking. Let's not assume too much, after all, you know what happens when you assume.

bookbabe wrote:I would love to know what they were thinking when they had that done.

I read a study some time ago that discussed what people thought about tattoos. The overwhelming majority said that they did not trust anyone who had tattoos. The funny part was that people with tattoos did not trust other people with tattoos.

With the Afgan War winding down the Marines have tightened up their rules on tattoos. No visible tattoos is now the rule which means the tattoo sleeves have gotta go. It boils down to either get them removed or get discharged.

bookbabe wrote:

hobie16 wrote:More money that has questionable results. They are all making the same statement, "I do not want a job in corporate America. Ever."

Forget Corporate America...how about "I do not want a job. Ever."
Okay, they could maybe work in a tattoo parlour or biker bar. Maybe somewhere you never saw people, like late-shift dishwasher or maybe custodial work in an office building after hours. Ooh, I guess they could be telemarketers if they've got good phone skills...I don't want to judge. But really, the options are limited.
I would love to know what they were thinking when they had that done.

They were thinking... I'm a bad ass rebel and I am going to be different from everyone of you conformists, well except the ones that have facial tattoo's, etc. But other than that I am unique, no one is like me, well except for a few tribes in the Amazon. Different, that's me, and legally you cannot discriminate against me because of it. (Hopefully, you can't come up with any other reason for holding me back, you can't can you?)

I know many people with tatoos. I like a lot of people who have tattoos. I like the tattoos that many people have. Having a tattoo does not make me distrust you.

That being said, what you have tattooed (sp?) on your body is a commentary and a reflection of your personality, taste and common sense. The examples above are people I would *not* trust based on their choices. Not to mention that they are mostlly mug shots.

And I would not hire them in a customer facing position except possibly as noted by bookbabe.