Stupid Guest Tricks

eye patches and pirate scarves for everyone to wear so they would all feel themely united, which did wonders for the morale of the entire group. As they continued munching down on turkey frittatas and cranberry-pineapple jello, you could hear in the background...

The Christmas Parade starting up and everyone cheered and ran to the curb to get a front row seat to wave at Mickey who looked at the SGTers and said.....

Thank you, thank you for taking care of all my stupid guests. I know they are sometimes more trouble than they are worth, but they are our guests and I am trusting you to make sure they have a magical time while they are visiting. And the SGTers sitting along the curb answered...

"We did NOT know you could actually speak, Mickey!" to which Goofy :goofy: who had come running up when he saw Mickey *speaking* to the SGTers said...

"What are you doing, Mickey?! You know we don't talk to the guests because it it might ruin the magic!"

Mickey replied:

"Magic Shmagic", Mickey replied. "Hey Minnie, get over here and say hi to our best friends, the SGTers who love us unconditionally even tho our *clothes* smell like butt sometimes." With that Minnie came skipping with Pluto, Donald and Daisy who all looked at Mickey aghast and they said in unison...

What are you guys doing for Christmas? and Mickey looked at Churchy and said "nice Costume" to which Churcy replied, "I borrowed it from DisneyMom", and Roger, who saw Churchy dressed as Jessica, Came running up and....

grabbed a turkey leg out of Big Wallaby's pouch. Roger presented the turkey leg to Jessica and said...........

ppppplease come home as the kids are killling me. Churchy took Roger to Toontown and found Jesica who had been held prisoner by Donald Duck. Church changed clothes, joined the SHT crew at the parade and then was so happy because everyone was happy. Kwahti did ..

A victory dance, as he had just been given a magic fastpass that was good for an entire year, since he was a emember of the SGT crew and he also got a......