Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:Could someone explain to this dumb-ass,drunkin,redneck what the hell a 'hashtag' is and why it's supposed to be so 'special'?
I've never been able to find a 'lb' sign on any keyboard or my cell-phone. Now this silly thing is a lb sign,,,,#.
I always thought it was a 'really' tiny 'tic-tac-toe' thingy. ;)

The official name is octothorpe.

WEDFan wrote:

DisneyMom wrote:

hobie16 wrote:This may be DisneyMom's ultimate dream, a Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow life-size cake.

Someone did a beautiful job, but if you left me alone with that, you'd find me twitching from Hyperglycemia and covered with frosting

But, in the vein of do you eat your Easter Bunny's ears first, where would you start eating on Johnny????

I knew someone would ask....

Like a Chocolate Easter Bunny, this treat is probably unsafe to eat all in one sitting. He would have to be refrigerated so he wouldn't spoil, and then pieces of him hacked off with a sharp implement for ingestion. The Frosting would be most probably tasted, then scraped off to reveal the cake underneath. A messy but rewarding task. Which section? The one that sticks out the most-It looks like the arm.

Is it really this cold on the Mainland?

hobie16 wrote:

darph nader wrote:Could someone explain to this dumb-ass,drunkin,redneck what the hell a 'hashtag' is and why it's supposed to be so 'special'?
I've never been able to find a 'lb' sign on any keyboard or my cell-phone. Now this silly thing is a lb sign,,,,#.
I always thought it was a 'really' tiny 'tic-tac-toe' thingy. ;)

The official name is octothorpe.

Well,,,,that clears things up.

darph nader wrote:

hobie16 wrote:

darph nader wrote:Could someone explain to this dumb-ass,drunkin,redneck what the hell a 'hashtag' is and why it's supposed to be so 'special'?
I've never been able to find a 'lb' sign on any keyboard or my cell-phone. Now this silly thing is a lb sign,,,,#.
I always thought it was a 'really' tiny 'tic-tac-toe' thingy. ;)

The official name is octothorpe.

Well,,,,that clears things up.

That's all I've got. I've avoided messaging like the plague. :canthearyou:

darph nader wrote:Could someone explain to this dumb-ass,drunkin,redneck what the hell a 'hashtag' is and why it's supposed to be so 'special'?
I've never been able to find a 'lb' sign on any keyboard or my cell-phone. Now this silly thing is a lb sign,,,,#.
I always thought it was a 'really' tiny 'tic-tac-toe' thingy. ;)

In geek speak we call this # the pound sign or the hash sign. The hashtag came out with Twitter, and now FB. There is actually a poem using symbols.

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

If you read it, it goes...

< > ! * ' ' #
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

^ " ` $ $ -
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

! * = @ $ _
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

% * < > ~ # 4
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

& [ ] . . /
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

ktulu wrote:

darph nader wrote:Could someone explain to this dumb-ass,drunkin,redneck what the hell a 'hashtag' is and why it's supposed to be so 'special'?
I've never been able to find a 'lb' sign on any keyboard or my cell-phone. Now this silly thing is a lb sign,,,,#.
I always thought it was a 'really' tiny 'tic-tac-toe' thingy. ;)

In geek speak we call this # the pound sign or the hash sign. The hashtag came out with Twitter, and now FB. There is actually a poem using symbols.

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

If you read it, it goes...

< > ! * ' ' #
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

^ " ` $ $ -
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

! * = @ $ _
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

% * < > ~ # 4
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

& [ ] . . /
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

And I thought I was good at wasting time.

ktulu wrote:In geek speak we call this # the pound sign or the hash sign. The hashtag came out with Twitter, and now FB. There is actually a poem using symbols.

< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

If you read it, it goes...

< > ! * ' ' #
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

^ " ` $ $ -
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

! * = @ $ _
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

% * < > ~ # 4
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

& [ ] . . /
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

I just ABEND.

DATE LINE,,,,,,Southern Arizona.
As of 17:15 hrs,November 12th,the price of 87 Octane gas in Tucson is,(drum roll please),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$2.97 a gallon.
You're welcome.

darph nader wrote:DATE LINE,,,,,,Southern Arizona.
As of 17:15 hrs,November 12th,the price of 87 Octane gas in Tucson is,(drum roll please),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,$2.97 a gallon.
You're welcome.

Maui is still around $4.25. Costco is usually $.50 less.