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Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:23 pm
by ktulu
Syndrome wrote:My favorte was the driver (presumably new) who pulled into the stop for a particular hotel even tho' his marquee said a different one. Being good closing-time zombies, we all trooped onto the bus without asking about the marquee. It came to our stop so it must be right! But when we got to the hotel, it was obvious that we were NOT in the right place. All of the passengers starting questioning it...the driver insisted he was at the right hotel, but in view of a busload of protesting guests he decided it would be best to take us to the correct place. He never said, but I'm guessing that he had pulled into the wrong stop.
I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:34 pm
by Cranbiz
ktulu wrote:Ever have one of those "going to MK?", check the sign and oops, forgot to change it!
Yup,
That's why I check the controller before coming out with a smart remark.
If I'm wrong, I'll admit it.
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:47 pm
by Syndrome
ktulu wrote:I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:
ROFL! That was way back in the pre-SGT.com days or I'm sure there would have been! :p:
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:00 pm
by meonlyica
ive been asked ....
space mountain is closed right for technica difficulties. come back later.
r u kidding??
no i just stand out here for my health or i say no i just love turning ppl away
yes im serious
one time a guest threatened to kill me over the fact that we were down
how do u get to the magic kingdom ?? --- we were in liberty square
how do you get to animal kingdom???
take the bus
how do we get to a bus
outside the magic kingdom where it says buses
which bus do we take??
the one that says animal kingdom
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:28 pm
by ktulu
meonlyica wrote:how do you get to animal kingdom???
take the bus
how do we get to a bus
outside the magic kingdom where it says buses
which bus do we take??
the one that says animal kingdom
I'd never make it as a CM...
"You're gonna wanna get on the 215, it'll take you downtown. Now, you're gonna wanna get off at the west-south-west transfer station, it's on the north side of the east parking lot. You'll need three transfer slips, they are an extra $1.25 on top of your regular bus pass. After that you're gonna wanna take the 125 to the north transfer station, at the south side of the lot. You'll know you're there because there is just one covered area with no seats, but it is painted hot pink and has a giant pink flamingo next to it. Then jump on the 512 to..."
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:32 pm
by dizneeluvr
ktulu wrote:I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:
how about this: get several busloads of SG and take them out to the everglades and say final stop, get off, unless you can show any sign of intelligence. :twisted:
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:53 pm
by DLRFantasmic!Dan
IRSmart1 wrote: NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!
Sadly, this IS true!
Notatourist wrote:Try playing a character, having a guest grab you by the chest (I'm female) and saying "Oh my god, they are real."
To which my reply was "Yes, and your evening is over."
They were evicted from the park.
YESSS!! Jackpot!!
POLARSHOT2004 wrote:EXCUSE ME DO YOU WORK HERE?
One of the parades CMs actually said this when a group of us were walking from lunch to the Pan Shop: "No, sorry, we are hear for a Taco Bell Convention!" because the costumes would look like something from Taco bell:
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:24 am
by darph nader
I KNEW IT, Dan is the new Claude Raines.
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:18 am
by DLRFantasmic!Dan
darph nader wrote:I KNEW IT, Dan is the new Claude Raines.
Who's that?
Whatcha talkin' bout, nader?
Re: STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:10 am
by lady ulrike
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:Who's that?
Whatcha talkin' bout, nader?
Man, what is wrong with today's youth? You don't know who Claude Rains is? He's the invisible man.