STUPIDIST QUESTION A GUEST CAN ASK YOU!

[ktulu]

My favorte was the driver (presumably new) who pulled into the stop for a particular hotel even tho' his marquee said a different one. Being good closing-time zombies, we all trooped onto the bus without asking about the marquee. It came to our stop so it must be right! But when we got to the hotel, it was obvious that we were NOT in the right place. All of the passengers starting questioning it...the driver insisted he was at the right hotel, but in view of a busload of protesting guests he decided it would be best to take us to the correct place. He never said, but I'm guessing that he had pulled into the wrong stop.

I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:

[Cranbiz]

Ever have one of those "going to MK?", check the sign and oops, forgot to change it!

Yup,

That's why I check the controller before coming out with a smart remark.

If I'm wrong, I'll admit it.

[Syndrome]

I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:

ROFL! That was way back in the pre-SGT.com days or I'm sure there would have been! :p:

[meonlyica]

ive been asked ....

space mountain is closed right for technica difficulties. come back later.

r u kidding??

no i just stand out here for my health or i say no i just love turning ppl away

yes im serious


one time a guest threatened to kill me over the fact that we were down





how do u get to the magic kingdom ?? --- we were in liberty square




how do you get to animal kingdom???

take the bus

how do we get to a bus

outside the magic kingdom where it says buses

which bus do we take??

the one that says animal kingdom

[ktulu]

how do you get to animal kingdom???

take the bus

how do we get to a bus

outside the magic kingdom where it says buses

which bus do we take??

the one that says animal kingdom

I'd never make it as a CM...

"You're gonna wanna get on the 215, it'll take you downtown. Now, you're gonna wanna get off at the west-south-west transfer station, it's on the north side of the east parking lot. You'll need three transfer slips, they are an extra $1.25 on top of your regular bus pass. After that you're gonna wanna take the 125 to the north transfer station, at the south side of the lot. You'll know you're there because there is just one covered area with no seats, but it is painted hot pink and has a giant pink flamingo next to it. Then jump on the 512 to..."

[dizneeluvr]

I'm surprised there is not a thread about "a busload of SG's who got on the wrong bus and the CM had to take them to the right place" on this forum :D:

how about this: get several busloads of SG and take them out to the everglades and say final stop, get off, unless you can show any sign of intelligence. :twisted:

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

NO!! I won a contest that allows me to be a cast member for the day. DUH!

Sadly, this IS true!

Try playing a character, having a guest grab you by the chest (I'm female) and saying "Oh my god, they are real."

To which my reply was "Yes, and your evening is over."

They were evicted from the park.

YESSS!! Jackpot!!

EXCUSE ME DO YOU WORK HERE?

One of the parades CMs actually said this when a group of us were walking from lunch to the Pan Shop: "No, sorry, we are hear for a Taco Bell Convention!" because the costumes would look like something from Taco bell:

[darph nader]

I KNEW IT, Dan is the new Claude Raines.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

I KNEW IT, Dan is the new Claude Raines.

Who's that?

Whatcha talkin' bout, nader?

[lady ulrike]

Who's that?

Whatcha talkin' bout, nader?

Man, what is wrong with today's youth? You don't know who Claude Rains is? He's the invisible man.