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Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 2:19 am
by CujoSR
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Awkward! Angel just informed me it's not cool to say "holy sh*t" up here. Apparently there's a strike system so I can stay
#heavenisawesome
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Holy sh*t! Just got to heaven and Randy Savage is bouncing at the gates. He just elbow dropped someone who jet-packed up
#heavenisawesome
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Wish I had remembered to bring my iPhone charger. I mean
#heavenisawesome so they'll probably have extras, right?
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Hypothetically, is it bad form to pee yourself a little during ascension? I'm not asking for me, it's just for a friend...
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Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down.
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Woah! Jesus is PROMPT. 6 o'clock on the dot and we're already gracefully floating upwards in a stream of light.
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Almost Rapture time (6pm EST)! Very excited to live-tweet the event. Stay tuned!!
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:43 am
by hobie16
Letterman's Top Ten covered Camping's excuses. The best one's were:
I forgot to carry the 1.
I'm batshit crazy!
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:08 am
by justafigment84
Apparently this was just a test of the Rapture Broadcast System. The rapture has been delayed til October due to technical difficulties.
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:38 am
by Lasolimu
So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up?
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:07 am
by BRWombat
Lasolimu wrote:So...how many more times does this guy have to be wrong before he gives it up?
He can be wrong as much as he wants -- it's not like he was firing on all cylinders to begin with.
The real question is, why does anyone still pay any attention to him?
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:56 am
by PatchOBlack
DisneyMom wrote:Hobie is just hoping that Heaven has a bar as good as the Hyatt's ;)
Darph just hopes there's a bar........
This reminds me of an old computer game called "Afterlife", produced by LucasArts. It was a "Sim"-type game, in which you got to build a Heaven and a Hell. Now, if you didn't have enough reward or punishment structures to accommodate all those who had passed on, you could be faced with having some souls getting lost. There was, however, a temporary solution. As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...
Limbo bars! :cat1:
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 12:27 pm
by BRWombat
From around the internets... this is probably shopped, but funny nevertheless:
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:37 pm
by hobie16
PatchOBlack wrote:As it turns out, beer can distract souls for a while. So, you could keep these soul from wandering away by building...
Limbo bars! :cat1:
And that, in a nut shell, explains Darph. ;)
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 8:16 pm
by Zazu
Main Streeter wrote:Excuse me DM, but should read "darph just hopes there's a beer." :D:
Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!
Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.
Re: Rapture this weekend?
Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 8:38 pm
by darph nader
Zazu wrote:Close. It should be, "darph just hopes there's beer." Note that adding the word "a" suggests that there's only one, which wouldn't do at all!
Beer. The word is both singular and plural, but it's best when you have enough you don't have to make the distinction.
And Zazu is my newest,bestest friend. Until the next beer(s). ;)