Stupid Guest Tricks

goofyernmost wrote:exactly where was this again?!?!?

btm @ wdw. :)

And this, ladies and gentleman, is a good reason why one should be very careful regarding what forms of displays of affection one should use while in public!

Also, does one simply say thank you or send a card in cases like this? :cat1:

That isn't one of your hypnosis tricks,is it?
(just kidding ;) )

I came perilously close to striking a guest once - I was in the queue for KSR , facing the platform to check on my loaders, when my butt was pinched. Not brushed, not touched, not bumped into, pinched. Hard. As in left a bruise hard. The reflex to swing took a split second to control, and my urge to control it was nearly shattered when I realized my ass*ailant had been a twelve year old boy.

I'd rather get groped by a girl gorilla any day of the week.

Kifaru wrote:I came perilously close to striking a guest once - I was in the queue for KSR , facing the platform to check on my loaders, when my butt was pinched. Not brushed, not touched, not bumped into, pinched. Hard. As in left a bruise hard. The reflex to swing took a split second to control, and my urge to control it was nearly shattered when I realized my ass*ailant had been a twelve year old boy.

I'd rather get groped by a girl gorilla any day of the week.

Yeesh. Children can be such barbarians.

Did you get a chance to say anything to his parent?

Kifaru wrote: I realized my ass*ailant had been a twelve year old boy.

Be glad you don't live in Japan:

http://www.tofugu.com/2009/07/22/how-to ... val-guide/

JugglingFreak wrote:Be glad you don't live in Japan:

http://www.tofugu.com/2009/07/22/how-to ... val-guide/

Yikes!

I will never complain about kids on heelies again

DisneyMom wrote:I will never complain about kids on heelies again

Oh, go ahead. Just because they aren't as bad as the Japanese version of a wedgie (though I'm sure some tourist from Japan is going to get slapped with a lawsuit if he tries it in the U.S.), it doesn't mean that the heelies don't deserve being complained about as well. :cat1:

Japanese probably wouldn't try it here. That site is also talking about preschool kids. Around here I'd be more worried about the teenagers...