Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Set off a micro neutron bomb next to them and fry their electronics. :twisted:

(note to self,invent mini EMP generator,and retire early)

darph nader wrote:(note to self,invent mini EMP generator,and retire early)

Needs to be directional. If you come up with one that fits in a car LMK when you get a working prototype. I have some folks with an annoying taste in music I'd like to demonstrate it to. :D:

hobie16 wrote:Set off a micro neutron bomb next to them and fry their electronics. :twisted:

Nice, except then they'd be bawling to GR that Disney gave them a defective ECV. Or, if it was theirs to begin with, that Disney somehow ruined it (which, ironically, would actually be true!).

Maybe we need a pinch.

From Ocean's Eleven

Basher: Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.

Danny: What's a "pinch"?

Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.

turkeyham wrote:I was at the food and wine festival at DCA yesterday. My aunt, cousin and best friend were in line for the wine tasting area near TOT. A SG with a GAC card wanted to go and gave the right away in line. The CM told the guest that there was no need for the pass and those who waited in line first were first to get in. The guest was ticked off. The wait to get in was less than 5 minutes. These guests were in an EVC.

Would that not be considered drinking and driving ???

darph nader wrote:(note to self,invent mini EMP generator,and retire early)

I read about some sort of device like this that the CHP was testing years ago to disabble fleeing cars in a high speed pursuit. It launched from under the police car and would detonate under the suspect car, frying its electronics. I guess it did not make it to prime time.

darph nader wrote:(note to self,invent mini EMP generator,and retire early)

Sorry Darph... heres the more current version of the gadget http://www.motorauthority.com/blog/1041 ... -cars-cold

darph nader wrote:(note to self,invent mini EMP generator,and retire early)

Maybe you could invent a better way to keep beer on the delivery truck.

I have seen the divices that take down a speeding car. The LAPD and CHP have them. My friend in high school, her dad worked with a police department and they had this deviced installed into a car. The goal was to let a unknown SG robber break into the car. The device would kick on when the car was hot wired. The doors and windows would not open and the local police were called. The police would have a special remote control.

I would think with the wine testing and the EVC, yup, anything that has a motor and wheels is considered behind the wheel.

These days at roll call, the leads and security are asking us to check for drunk guests that reak of alcohol. Cool! Come to the turkey cart and get a leg. Get sleepy and go to DCA for a beer. Yup, you will fall asleep and reak of beer. You might even visit a pattyy wagon to a holding cell to sober up.

turkeyham wrote:I have seen the divices that take down a speeding car. The LAPD and CHP have them. My friend in high school, her dad worked with a police department and they had this deviced installed into a car. The goal was to let a unknown SG robber break into the car. The device would kick on when the car was hot wired. The doors and windows would not open and the local police were called. The police would have a special remote control.

Bait cars. There's a whole TV show based on them now.

hobie16 wrote:Maybe you could invent a better way to keep beer on the delivery truck.

Cargo straps,load bars,tail gates,,,,,,,,,Oh the Humanity. :(