Stupid Guest Tricks

"There must be 50 ways to leave your lover"
...56 translations later we get:
"If your friend: 50"

"Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to Michigan The leaders and best! Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to Michigan, The champions of the West!"
...56 translations later we get:
"Enjoy! ผ ใ oogknauarhey T! Heroes, densmsei! Enjoy God! Michigan deoynrorhar! Hi! ผ ใ oogknakhoonghey T! Heroes, densmsei! Enjoy God! Michigan! Uesutantshanpyon."

"Lets go surfin now Everybodys learning how Come on and safari with me (come on and safari with...)"
...56 translations later we get:
"Information Today, and Safari (the father of Animal ,...) Park."

"Bear down you Bears of old Baylor U, We're all for you! Go Bears! You know we'll show that old Baylor spirit through and through! Go Bears! Come on and fight then with all your might ye Bruins bold, And win all our victories for the green and gold!"

...40 translations later we get:

"My husband and I are prepared to destroy the old Baylor! ! Hotel Old Bailey in the end, you know! ! In addition, thick green, gold, and set"

"That good old Baylor line, That good old Baylor line, We'll march forever down the years As long as stars shall shine, We'll fling our green and gold afar to light the ways of time, And guide us as we onward go, That good old Baylor line."

...20 translations later we get:

"It's the Old Bailey Old Baylor Line, for many years until the boots of stars, long, green when the road is a provocative, the line of Baylor's golden age."

"Give 'em the pickle."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Problems on Monday."

"Oregon, our Alma Mater We will guard thee on and on Let us gather round and cheer her Chant her glory Oregon Roar the praises of her warriors Sing the story Oregon On to victory urge the heroes Of our mighty Oregon! Go Ducks Go! Fight Ducks Fight! Go"
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"แม่ ของโอเรกอนอัลม่าและแม่ของเธอมีเรื่องราวที่ดีบางของกาชาดของหลักสูตรการ เคารพในชื่อเสียงและความนิยมของโอเรกอนลงคะแนนทหารโอเรกอน! Go badger go! 845 badger? Therefore,"

"OSU, our hats are off to you Beavers, Beavers, fighters through and through We'll root for every man, we'll cheer for every stand That's made for old OSU. Watch our team go tearing down the field Men of iron, their strength will never yield."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Oregon, Oregon State University, University ragonden problem in all cases and severity of Structural steel and light in this area."

"Hail, hail, hail, hail Hail to old OSU."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"River, snow, and the next stone Portland State University."

"Safety Courtesy Show Efficiency"
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Think about the safety and Effectiveness."

"I project a positive image and energy."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Working group leader"

"I am courteous and respectful to all guests, including children."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Including children, the crossroads of all Passengers."

"I stay in character and play the part."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"However, the nature and significance."

"I go above and beyond."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Furthermore,"

Original text:
"OBU all hail thy name, Sons and daughters honor thee, May thy standard green and gold lead eternally, Proudly stand on Bison Hill, neath the windswept sky, Alma Mater we will praise thee as the years go by."

...56 translations later we get:
"No Contravention of the children green and gold, copper from the tree supports a Volcanic tunnel with a hammer."

Original text:
"When the shades of evening fall through the hush of fading day, Silent voices praise thy name, hearts look up to pray, May thy spirit guide thy sons, keep thy daughters true, Loyal to our Alma Mater, God bless OBU!"

...56 translations later we get:
"Happy and peaceful night he died, God, fire, and prayed to God, and the children, but her mother, uenreynraeamnr!"

Original text:
"Ka-rip ka-rap, ka riplo tiplo tap! Oh oh rincto lincto hio totimus, hopula skipula copula gotimus, chink to lack, chink to lee, ka-willa ka-walla ka victory! Oh oh hoogula choogula choogula can, ragula tagula mellican man! Let 'er go rip! Let 'er go ruse! Tingula tangula turn 'em aloose! Zip! Bang! OBU!""

...50 translations later we get:
"Ripley crash, three ... Oh, oh, yes, that gotimus totimus rincto lincto thick test, which is too large, it was found that the game this time! Oh, oh, whining hoogula Mellican hot yellow sign! And she is! The title? Tang Tingular feet! Zip! Uh! Go!"

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nunc vehicula nisl nec massa accumsan ornare. Suspendisse commodo, tellus in tempus vehicula, enim ante semper massa, eget sagittis est ligula sed mauris."
[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]
"Addis Ababa, konsektetur elektyons arm and a bottle of jose Marti, and welcome to my jewelry crown tanpi akkumsan Telmex sanpi and face still waiting for flash text chat radio that his cabinet."

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

[RIGHT]...56 translations later we get:[/RIGHT]

Clearly, this is not good. My conclusion. I do not think women are always either.

Agreement on a series of holes? Most everyone knows the conclusion.

Vhozits eve of the Presidential couple? 20, for real?

I know I can see - the name and said Brenna - Oh, my foot.

Your way - the Philippines, the trees are not directly

Some of the world - I believe that one day.

Nanmyeon can not live without water? Beach, country, I do not know how to use ice training pool patient

- I have no solution to this problem, or that you can not get the question.

My world is not part of the world is replaced or CD