Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Reminds me a card I 'used' to carry in my wallet.hobie16 wrote:Ahhhhhhh, secondary inspection.
I had no idea you were part of Homeland Security......darph nader wrote:Reminds me a card I 'used' to carry in my wallet.
"Do NOT be alarmed. Take off all your clothes,and do exactly as the nice man says. Thank You for doing your part to keep our nation safe". :D:
Shhh,,and y'all thought the drunken redneck thing wasn't a cover?DisneyMom wrote:I had no idea you were part of Homeland Security......
No, I don't feel safer now
dang! darph is with HomeLand? He has my addy, cell + more. Am screwed.DisneyMom wrote:No, I don't feel safer now
Main Streeter wrote:dang! darph is with HomeLand? He has my addy, cell + more. Am screwed.
psst. (don't worry lady,you're at the top of our protection list) Darph, I have a request, could you please let people know that I am not a terrorist, I think I have averaged getting pulled for "additional screening" twice per flight and am now paranoid about what they might pull me for.DisneyMom wrote:I had no idea you were part of Homeland Security......
No, I don't feel safer now
I will pass the word to my fellow brethran.Lasolimu wrote:Darph, I have a request, could you please let people know that I am not a terrorist, I think I have averaged getting pulled for "additional screening" twice per flight and am now paranoid about what they might pull me for.
Did they use a glove?Lasolimu wrote:Darph, I have a request, could you please let people know that I am not a terrorist, I think I have averaged getting pulled for "additional screening" twice per flight and am now paranoid about what they might pull me for.
AAwwww, now you are trying for Christmas Tamales. ;)darph nader wrote:
Might want to pass word to "brethren" too. Cover all basis. :D:darph nader wrote:I will pass the word to my fellow brethran.