Stupid Guest Tricks

techie-13 wrote:My favorite Weekly World News headline...

"Gassy Elephant Blows Trainer Through Tent Wall"

:D: :D: :D:


Don't really know the rest of the story since I didn't buy a copy. I saw it in the checkout line, loved the headline and figured that there was no way knowing the rest of story would make it any better.

When I first read that, I thought it was about something completely different!!!

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RUM?

Whazzup wrote:Sure, Hobie, why not? [sticks fingers in ears and closes eyes]

A boy who lived on a farm goes out to feed his horse one morning. He runs back into the house and says, "Mom, my horse talked to me!!"

"Sure he did dear," replies the mother, "Go tell your dad."

"Dad, my horse talked to me!!"

"He did?" replied the dad, "What happened?"

"Well," replied the boy, "I went out to feed him and I held up a bunch of carrots and asked him how many he wanted and he lifted his tail and said, 'A fewwwwwwww!'"

hobie16 wrote:A boy who lived on a farm goes out to feed his horse one morning. He runs back into the house and says, "Mom, my horse talked to me!!"

"Sure he did dear," replies the mother, "Go tell your dad."

"Dad, my horse talked to me!!"

"He did?" replied the dad, "What happened?"

"Well," replied the boy, "I went out to feed him and I held up a bunch of carrots and asked him how many he wanted and he lifted his tail and said, 'A fewwwwwwww!'"

Okay... NEEEEXT!! :deadhors:

Whazzup wrote:Okay... NEEEEXT!! :deadhors:

How about the story of the three engineers and their adventures?

How about we go back to rum, cheeseburgers, and chocolate shakes as the topic of the day.

Taps Wazzup, can I join you in the corner? LALLALALA

http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodsauces.html#tartar
The history of tartar sauce.

http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodcandy.html#cottoncandy
Candy and ooh spun candy sounds yummy right now. I got to find me some at DLR.

Whazzup wrote:Okay... NEEEEXT!! :deadhors:

There IS a variation of the Farmer story, with a talking goat, with the punch line "and the farmer replied: The goat lies!!!!!"

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RUM?

How about the ones with the mathematician, the engineer, and the physicist?

This site is a great to view several times a day or after you come home from work. It is also good for other siblings to share stories. The stories are great and so is the crew. ;)

turkeyham wrote:this site is a great to view several times a day or after you come home from work. It is also good for other siblings to share stories. The stories are great and so is the crew. ;)

?? Which site are you talking about?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:There IS a variation of the Farmer story, with a talking goat, with the punch line "and the farmer replied: The goat lies!!!!!"

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RUM?

I thought it was, "The sheep are liars!"