Stupid Guest Tricks

Whazzup wrote:Wallaby - are you playing matchmaker again?? ;)

I certainly hope not.

Nope, they're both straight guys. So it wouldn't work no matter how hard I tried.

We stayed at some WDW resort a looong time ago (easily 15+ years ago) and my brother and I were hunting for tennis balls behind on the shores of a small pond near the tennis courts. I stepped on something and felt a vibration along with a definite "buzz" sound then a splash. A few feet away, a pissed off little alligator surfaced in the pond.

I can personally verify that there are alligators in the ponds at WDW. Well, at least back then.

Big Wallaby wrote:Nope, they're both straight guys. So it wouldn't work no matter how hard I tried.

Did you try a romantic dinner, followed by a private fireworks cruise?

It wouldn't work on me, but I would be thankful :D:

Dinner and Fireworks cruise, I'll take them once I get trained, but I don't want anything to come of it.

hhsrat wrote:Jambo and Karibuni! Welcome aboard. Go ahead, slide on in across the rows, tuck any loose articles in the net bags in front of you, that will keep them from bouncing around if we hit rough roads, and believe me, we will be hitting some rough roads. For your safety, please remain seated at all times, watch your hands and feet to the right as the doors close, oops, they're closed, you're stuck with me, and we're off ...

Whazzup wrote:Wow, I almost feel like I'm really there, starting off on our two-week safari.... :D:

"Jambo Simba One!"

That safari always go so fast is seems more like 30 minutes than two weeks. Darn Poachers cutting my time short.

:heimlich:

MistyT wrote:"Jambo Simba One!"

That safari always go so fast is seems more like 30 minutes than two weeks. Darn Poachers cutting my time short.

:heimlich:

Come to think of it, I don't think I ever made it more than about an hour and a half, and that was an extreme circumstance.

Big Wallaby wrote:I would rather you not.

If you're going to do that, then you have to get X-Plane and do a Space Shuttle Launch with turkey vultures in the area.

I was riding in the front part of the monorail between MK and the Contemporary in December of last year, and the driver referred to such birds as "the chosen ones."