Stupid Guest Tricks

How about two razor topped fences, and between them they release a pack of dogs...or bees...dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. Go ahead Six Flags, do your worst!

(I hope at least some of you get the reference ;) ).

Between the fences a moat, and in that moat sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Barring that, maybe some mutated ill-tempered sea bass.

But yes, ya gotta love the Simpsons.

Cool! You mean that they actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads? You're getting so evil...I'll bet you're even bald.

Syndrome wrote:Cool! You mean that they actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads? You're getting so evil...I'll bet you're even bald.

And he already has a Mini-Me!!! (Traveling with Mini-Meghyn!!!) :D:

Syndrome wrote:You're getting so evil...I'll bet you're even bald.

You want to know the truth? Do a Youtube search, Big Wallaby's Safari and see for yourself.

Next logical question, have you met me or seen pictures?

Big Wallaby wrote:You want to know the truth? Do a Youtube search, Big Wallaby's Safari and see for yourself.

I KNEW it! I KNEW it!

I have a friend who also drives the safari trucks (actually, I'm friends with his sister but he's in our writers' group). He's pretty new but I'll have to see if he knows of your infamy.

dancinghomer wrote:I came across an interesting article today about what the state labor and investigation department of Georgia said about the ride. They said the signs and fencing meets both state and national standards, but then they go and say that they should have more and bigger signs that say "Extreme Danger". And that they should put up more fencing to prevent things like this from happening.

"Good job guys, you are doing everything you should be doing to prevent people from being stupid, but why don't you just do more."

Now watch, they will put up extra fences, and more signs, and the next time someone is hurt or killed, they will again say it's not enough!

How about ONE fence, with a sign that says if you pass this point, you could be killed, and by crossing the fence you are absolving the park of all blame for your stupidity!

I'm suprised they don't want the park to put pillows on the other side of the fence so when you jump it you will land on something soft!

Syndrome wrote:How about two razor topped fences, and between them they release a pack of dogs...or bees...dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. Go ahead Six Flags, do your worst!

(I hope at least some of you get the reference ;) ).

You see, what you describe there would be considered attractions and therefore the kids would flock to it. If you want to keep brain-dead teens out (and here I have this mental vision of how the hell this guy got over the fence when I'm 95% certain the crotch of his shorts were dangling between his knees) then make it boring to them, i.e. a place they can't spray their tag on, with lots of nature (bushes and trees because you KNOW these "hip" kids are too cool to hang out in the woods) and maybe a fake school building.

thomaskr wrote:...make it boring to them, i.e. a place they can't spray their tag on, with lots of nature (bushes and trees because you KNOW these "hip" kids are too cool to hang out in the woods)...

Woods wouldn't work as they'd either want to boink in them or cut the trees down.

boink? Hobie, I about died when I read your post!