Stupid Guest Tricks

I know where most are, actually. I work with them. :) If I am looking for a specific one, then I'll ask.

In my time in Merchandise those were the people who flipped out- the ones where I asked for ID because their card was not signed. I even had one Guest who's card had "Please See ID" on the back in big bold letters; she threw a fit when I asked for her liscense and she did not have it. She did not get to use the card either.

Zazu wrote:Don't work hard, work smart! Drop by City Hall or Guest Relations and ask them to call the Chip Hotline for you. Chip may spend his time in a cupboard, but he does keep track of where all the characters are each day.

I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:

Syndrome wrote:I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:

I was walking through the park yesterday and saw a squirrel putting sunscreen on his nuts.

hobie16 wrote:I was walking through the park yesterday and saw a squirrel putting sunscreen on his nuts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Princess Susi wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What SPF was he using?? and was it for UVA and UVB?

Princess Susi wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's nothing. Back in December when we were getting the Kona storms, I saw a squirrel sandbagging his nuts.

Syndrome wrote:I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:

Wrong Chip. There are two of them, remember?

:chip: and :chipbb:

Zazu wrote:Wrong Chip. There are two of them, remember?

:chip: and :chipbb:

I knew who you meant, but I couldn't think how to made a risque comment about tea cup so I had to go the other route.

Syndrome wrote:I knew who you meant, but I couldn't think how to made a risque comment about tea cup so I had to go the other route.

What about:

"If you tell a lie, I can put *two* fingers in you!"

"That's a nasty looking crack you have there. Next time, use protection."

"Is that your handle, or are you just happy to see me?"