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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by joanna71985 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:22 pm

I know where most are, actually. I work with them. :) If I am looking for a specific one, then I'll ask.


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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by CoffeeGirl » Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:55 am

In my time in Merchandise those were the people who flipped out- the ones where I asked for ID because their card was not signed. I even had one Guest who's card had "Please See ID" on the back in big bold letters; she threw a fit when I asked for her liscense and she did not have it. She did not get to use the card either.


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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by Syndrome » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:17 pm

Zazu wrote:Don't work hard, work smart! Drop by City Hall or Guest Relations and ask them to call the Chip Hotline for you. Chip may spend his time in a cupboard, but he does keep track of where all the characters are each day.
I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:



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Post by hobie16 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:42 pm

Syndrome wrote:I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:
I was walking through the park yesterday and saw a squirrel putting sunscreen on his nuts.


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Post by Princess Susi » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:45 pm

hobie16 wrote:I was walking through the park yesterday and saw a squirrel putting sunscreen on his nuts.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:30 pm

Princess Susi wrote: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
What SPF was he using?? and was it for UVA and UVB?


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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by hobie16 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:59 pm

Princess Susi wrote: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's nothing. Back in December when we were getting the Kona storms, I saw a squirrel sandbagging his nuts.


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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by Zazu » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:06 pm

Syndrome wrote:I thought he spent his time stealing Dale's nuts. ;) :p:
Wrong Chip. There are two of them, remember?

:chip: and :chipbb:


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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by Syndrome » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:17 pm

Zazu wrote:Wrong Chip. There are two of them, remember?

:chip: and :chipbb:
I knew who you meant, but I couldn't think how to made a risque comment about tea cup so I had to go the other route.



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Re: the stupidity has begun already

Post by Zazu » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:26 pm

Syndrome wrote:I knew who you meant, but I couldn't think how to made a risque comment about tea cup so I had to go the other route.
What about:

"If you tell a lie, I can put *two* fingers in you!"

"That's a nasty looking crack you have there. Next time, use protection."

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