Stupid Guest Tricks

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Hmmmm Never made the connection, but now that YOU mention it...

(that would make a GREAT beer commercial!!!)

Well, I guess if that was what you really wanted to ask the fairy for, and you were legal, she could tap the wand and give you a cold one LOL

But this fairy, herself, drinks nothing stronger than virgin strawberry daquaris and club soda (not at the same time obviously)

Oy did I just give you material to work with there. Boy Howdy.

Since this thread has ventured into humorous tales involving departed loved ones, let me mention that I just found out that my mom offered to give my wife some of my late grandmother's pajamas.

Made me picture this scene:
[indent]Me: Woo, babe, those look good on you. Are they new?

Her: Thanks. They were your grandmother's.

Me: :barf: [/indent]

She wisely declined the offer.

BRWombat wrote:Since this thread has ventured into humorous tales involving departed loved ones, let me mention that I just found out that my mom offered to give my wife some of my late grandmother's pajamas.

Made me picture this scene:
[indent]Me: Woo, babe, those look good on you. Are they new?

Her: Thanks. They were your grandmother's.

Me: :barf: [/indent]

She wisely declined the offer.

Ummmm, Wombat, just where are Grandma's PJs from to make you go Woo?

DisneyMom wrote:Ummmm, Wombat, just where are Grandma's PJs from to make you go Woo?

I didn't let my imagination go that far. But my wife looks good in anything! :D:

BRWombat wrote:I didn't let my imagination go that far. But my wife looks good in anything! :D:

That is DEFINITELY the correct answer! :p:

DisneyMom wrote:That is DEFINITELY the correct answer! :p:

That is'n why he be in the bizzyenuss of talk'in purdy in front 'o them thar legal peepull!!!!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:That is'n why he be in the bizzyenuss of talk'in purdy in front 'o them thar legal peepull!!!!

Cha! Fer Sure!!!!!(Channeling Crush!)

Legal Dude is Totally Righteous !

Cha! Fer Sure!!!!!(Channeling Crush!)

Legal Dude is Totally Righteous !

My family teased me to no end because I talk like Crush and I've never been to the Valley.

I say "cool" and "dude" all the time, it's such a hard habit to break but I felt like Crush was speaking my language! Cha!!!

February wrote:My family teased me to no end because I talk like Crush and I've never been to the Valley.

I say "cool" and "dude" all the time, it's such a hard habit to break but I felt like Crush was speaking my language! Cha!!!

CHA!! Like..magical dudette!!!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:CHA!! Like..magical dudette!!!

Totally.