Stories about guest behavior in theme parks.
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Not really... But there was a bakery in Busch Gardens called The Muffin Man.GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yes, do you know him??
I trying hard to become a former govmnt employee!! soon!!!Whazzup wrote:As we (former) gubment employees say, it's under Other Duties as Assigned.
How soon will you be free?GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I trying hard to become a former govmnt employee!! soon!!!
Well..... I coulda punched out two years ago..so anytime...and I hit my 80 percent! just trying to burn use or loose!Purpura wrote:How soon will you be free?
I would love to, but I doubt I would make it past casting!!Big Wallaby wrote:Man, you gotta come work at Disney World. Maybe you'd be a good Jungle Cruise skipper, except that you might accidentally go off script every single run...
Well that's better than "I'd bash 'im wi me cutlass 'n' toss 'im overboard"GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I would love to, but I doubt I would make it past casting!!
Casting: How would you handle a guest that is drunk, and calling you names, and has urinated on the flowers?
GP: Use a carotid sleeper hold until he looses consciousness, lower him to the ground, use restraining devices, and discreetly break three ribs on either side, so that when he wakes up you only have to tap him to control him, and the public thinks you are just being friendly!!
Casting: NEXT!!
NO its: "I bash him upside he's noggin wit me belay'in pin, an then run 'em through 'wit me cutless!! Arrrhhhh!!Randy B wrote:Well that's better than "I'd bash 'im wi me cutlass 'n' toss 'im overboard"
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