Dumbest CM Injuries

[CycloneMan]

Um...I got bit by a snake yesterday, he wasn't happy...

And I broke my friends toe one day because he was being an ass (I didn't mean to break it)

Oh, and at Astroland, I hurt my knee while helping someone out of Top Spin, I pushed the lap bar down to release it...well, it reales hard, and it pushed my whole arm back and my elbow slammed into the head rest infront of the rider...owe. At least the OTSR didn't smack my face at the same time (that would have made my day!)

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Well, as long as your sorry, ITs okay!!!

[CycloneMan]

^About breaking his toe? No, he deserved it, and we both laughed at it. But he ended up being an ass to alot of the girls and caused alot of drama before he "resigned" in September. So my friend Lexi (co-worker) stomped on his foot while we were getting animals out, and he was in so much pain and he actually fell down the staris (only a few steps) before she kicked him on the ground. HAHA, she was pissed off at him!

Me and the kid, are still close friends though...go figure!

-Dainan

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I guess its okay to assault a fellow employee? HUH? Man, tough place to work!!!

[pattimelt]

I got a winner here in my department.

On our first day of training, we are told to not let people play with the queue chains. Well, this one clueless cm decided he was going to jump the chains..... and he missed. CM was out of work for 6 weeks with a broken wrist that DL had to pay for, since it happened while he was AT work, plus cm had to have weeks of physical therapy to get the funciton of his wrist back.

Of course, this is the same cm that I worked with one day in the ticket booth. I had been swamped all day at my window, and got up to get a drink and take an aspirin for a headache. I found clueless cm with his knees up in his window, head back on the storage cabinet behind him, snoring his life away. I don't write ANYONE up, since I wouldn't want anyone to do it to me, but I wrote this loser up.

He got fired 4 days later. :D: :twisted: :D:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I got a winner here in my department.

On our first day of training, we are told to not let people play with the queue chains. Well, this one clueless cm decided he was going to jump the chains..... and he missed. CM was out of work for 6 weeks with a broken wrist that DL had to pay for, since it happened while he was AT work, plus cm had to have weeks of physical therapy to get the funciton of his wrist back.

Of course, this is the same cm that I worked with one day in the ticket booth. I had been swamped all day at my window, and got up to get a drink and take an aspirin for a headache. I found clueless cm with his knees up in his window, head back on the storage cabinet behind him, snoring his life away. I don't write ANYONE up, since I wouldn't want anyone to do it to me, but I wrote this loser up.

He got fired 4 days later. :D: :twisted: :D:

Sounds like they were lucky to get rid of him before he hurt himself. If someone gets hurt at my work due to being stupid. (actually doing an action counter to safety regulatins) (Jumping the chain?) And if it is possible employee misconduct, they assign an investigator to determine if it fall under workmans comp! or not! If misconduct, we are responsible for all of our own medical expenses!

[Big Wallaby]

Hey, GP, could your company please send a memo out to all the other companies out there? Idiocy should not pay.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hey, GP, could your company please send a memo out to all the other companies out there? Idiocy should not pay.

They do, they are the Federal government, and a branch, OSHA, does it all the time! but you know about SG's, they are EVERYWHERE!! (and they don't read!!)
(besides we got our fair share of idiots!!)(actually, at times, I think we have MORE!)

[darph nader]

Better than ripping his pants to reveal no underwear!!

(note to self,DO NOT wear my Sponge Bob Squarepants boxershorts to DL).
And NO,you don't want to know where his nose is.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

(note to self,DO NOT wear my Sponge Bob Squarepants boxershorts to DL).
And NO,you don't want to know where his nose is.

GREAT...now we are stuck with that mental picture..the ONLY cure is....

COWBELL!!