Stupid Guest Tricks

After a lenghty, closed-door meeting involving heavy booze, I have been brought to see the light.

You mean Darph got to attend??? Well, that's not fair to us other non-marsupials. :p:

ktulu wrote:and the other one is actually a land shark :D:

Candy-gram.

Whazzup wrote:Well, that's not fair to us other non-marsupials. :p:

While Wombat and Wallaby is a fair, friendly firm, we also have our limits. I'll have you know that Darph was there as an expert witness and test subject. You know, for when we broke into the booze. Kinda like a control group, if you will.

Big Wallaby wrote:While Wombat and Wallaby is a fair, friendly firm, we also have our limits. I'll have you know that Darph was there as an expert witness and test subject. You know, for when we broke into the booze. Kinda like a control group, if you will.

So, you're saying that he volunteered to taste test it, and because of that, you had to go and get more.

Well, he volunteered, until he saw that what he had to drink was Heinekin.

Whazzup wrote:

After a lenghty, closed-door meeting involving heavy booze, I have been brought to see the light.

You mean Darph got to attend??? Well, that's not fair to us other non-marsupials. :p:

I am a non-marsupial and CTO of the firm. I didn't attend the meeting, someone was keeping drinks cold in the data center and I had to remove them one by one....

TO: All Employees

FROM: BRWombat

In spite of the success of the recent meeting, please note that for all future meetings involving company-supplied alcohol, darph is not to be invited. We just don't have the budget.

That is all.

Knock off the prejudice and why not have the SGT Welcoming Committee. That way all species, races, colours, etc. can sit in harmony planning elaborate welcomings for newcomers. I thought this was one big happy family at SGT, was I wrong.

BRWombat wrote:

MWC (Marsupial Welcoming Committee) Ltd.

INTERNAL MEMO

TO: All Employees

FROM: BRWombat

In spite of the success of the recent meeting, please note that for all future meetings involving company-supplied alcohol, darph is not to be invited. We just don't have the budget.

That is all.

I'll volunteer to keep an eye on Darph, otherwise he'll never make a meeting.

It'll be like the episode of The Simpson's where Moe has to leave the bar and puts Homer in charge of keeping an eye on Barney.

mechurchlady wrote:Knock off the prejudice and why not have the SGT Welcoming Committee. That way all species, races, colours, etc. can sit in harmony planning elaborate welcomings for newcomers. I thought this was one big happy family at SGT, was I wrong.

Didn't mean to offend, Churchy! We're uniters, not dividers. Anyone can welcome anyone at any time. Can't we all just get along?

Or, if you like, I think we could arrange to make you an honorary marsupial. Any objections from the floor?