Stupid Guest Tricks

gurgi wrote:im only stating what you and darph were thinking.

hmmm. yeah im going with that excuse.

Me 'thinking'? You haven't been around here very long have you? (burp)

GaTechGal wrote:Aren't they doing something like this to sell wine using a midget in lederhosen?

Yet another reason to bring back lederhosen to the Matterhorn!

darph nader wrote:Me 'thinking'? You haven't been around here very long have you? (burp)

the chance is there. you could have been out of beer for an minute or so while reading the post.

gurgi wrote:the chance is there. you could have been out of beer for an minute or so while reading the post.

So what is your point? It's only 7 steps to the fridge (14 total)

Wait a minute,I just had a thought (no,I didn't hurt myself) we all fraternize.
According to my coaster, 1."To associate closely with someone in a friendly or brotherly way" 2. "To associate in a friendly or intimate way with the citizens of an enemy or conquered country".

Hey, I've never associated in a friendly or intimate way with the citizens of an enemy or conquered country.

darph nader wrote:So what is your point? It's only 7 steps to the fridge (14 total)

Wait a minute,I just had a thought (no,I didn't hurt myself) we all fraternize.
According to my coaster, 1."To associate closely with someone in a friendly or brotherly way" 2. "To associate in a friendly or intimate way with the citizens of an enemy or conquered country".

see, i knew you could do it darph. you had a thought! now hurry and drink another sixer before it happens again. its scary when you make logical arguments, instead of alcohol induced typing.

gurgi wrote:see, i knew you could do it darph. you had a thought! now hurry and drink another sixer before it happens again. its scary when you make logical arguments, instead of alcohol induced typing.

I thought that alcohol-induced typing was actually REQUIRED according to SGT Forum rules.... :D:

JugglingFreak wrote:Hey, I've never associated in a friendly or intimate way with the citizens of an enemy or conquered country.

Actually, it may not be far from the truth (especially given the spirit of SGT.com) to view stupid guests as an enemy country. :D:

BRWombat wrote:Actually, it may not be far from the truth (especially given the spirit of SGT.com) to view stupid guests as an enemy country. :D:

that kind of gives "orlando commando" a whole new meaning.
hmm maybe i should remember to pack a cricket bat (the young ones anyone? vivian rules) to smack idiots in the head. any volunteers to help sneak it by security? i do know how to share.

i could see zazu at the counter "dumb question, you lose" *THUNK* "next?"
rinse and repeat.

darph nader wrote:Me 'thinking'?

YES!! You'd better be thinking & VERY soon! :) A beautiful card, dozen roses, box of Sees, & those reservations. You screw this up & you'll not have a fridge for your beers. Think darph, Think! :D: :D: