Gross Guest Tricks

[Syndrome]

I had a standard once that was also gas but it turned into an amoco and now it's a b.p.,which is dangerously close to b.s. (and also the official gas supplier at WDW), so I think there is some sort of seven degrees of separation thing going on there.

(You can tell I haven't had my coffee yet.)

[Zazu]

On a side note, when the heck did Zazu get standards?

About a year ago. When Main Street Ops discontinued their Show Quality Standards program, I took them with me. They're still nice and shiny because they weren't used very much.

Oh, don't look at me like that. It's not like current management there will ever notice they're missing! Heck, if they change attitudes enough, I'll not only return them, I might even transfer back!

[Kwahati]

Heck, if they change attitudes enough, I'll not only return them, I might even transfer back!

You know, I know some IT guys who could probably program those standards into viruses...then you could just email them to managers who would use them without ever knowing...

Or there's always the possibility of making weaponized aerosol standards... :twisted:

[ICStupidPeople]

You know, I know some IT guys who could probably program those standards into viruses...then you could just email them to managers who would use them without ever knowing...

Or there's always the possibility of making weaponized aerosol standards... :twisted:

Let's not get crazy with the WSI's (weapons of standard introductions). Could you image the problems that would result if WSI's were used to sprinkle pixie dust around the MK? People would say "excuse me" and might even allow others ahead of them to view a parade. People walking around happy without screaming kids that have been up since 5 am. Noone pushing or shoving....

This site would go away for lack of things to discuss. Is that what you want????

[Kwahati]

This site would go away for lack of things to discuss. Is that what you want????

SGT Announcer <preferably in James Earl Jones' voice>: In other news there was a massive, unexplained outbreak of manners, happiness and general magic at Disney properties today. SGT is now going off the air. Good night. and good luck.

[ICStupidPeople]

SGT Announcer <preferably in James Earl Jones' voice>: In other news there was a massive, unexplained outbreak of manners, happiness and general magic at Disney properties today. SGT is now going off the air. Good night. and good luck.

LMAO!! EXACTLY...poor polar would be stuck with a site that did nothing but relay stories of how nice people were to one another. He'd have to change the name to "splendidguesttricks.com" and zazu would have to fill our smiley section with happy faces running through daisy smilies.

Wallaby would still have purple pants though. and that thing in his left hand...what the hell is that by the way? Is that a small child?

[Kwahati]

Wallaby would still have purple pants though. and that thing in his left hand...what the hell is that by the way? Is that a small child?

:hysteria:

No, I don't think that's a small child, Wallaby's don't do well with children in the wild: BW seems nicely domesticated but we all know what happens when we give our children to Australian wildlife... "A dingo ate my baby!"

[BRWombat]

..."A dingo ate my baby!"

Nice dingo/baby smilie combo. :)

So, a world that has no need for SGT??? We can only dream... :snoopy2:

[ICStupidPeople]

Nice dingo/baby smilie combo. :)

So, a world that has no need for SGT??? We can only dream... :snoopy2:

ummm,...shouldn't you be in court fighting my speeding ticket in el paso? mental note, never pay a lawyer over the internet in fast passes

[Zazu]

This site would go away for lack of things to discuss. Is that what you want????

More than you could ever know...

... without working here yourself.