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Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:33 pm
by DreTheLiquorGuy
People think I'm crazy to carry a wine opener around with me in my car. But hey, you never know when you'll get the urge, ya know? Getting back to more relevant things here...
The other night I closed at the store and just as we were walking outside, after setting the alarm and locking the door, this group of girls came driving up honking their horn and had arms flailing out of the windows. We(3 employees) stood waiting to see what was going to come of all of it. They said they lost track of time and really needed to get more booze. Well after a few minutes of explaining that we were closed....they offered...um....services. Yeah, those kind of services. The keys we have for the door are only good for locking, no unlocking...so we told them we had to pass.
Sometimes I love living in a college town...others, not so much
Dre
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:33 pm
by darph nader
That was 'one' tough call Dre. :(
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:30 pm
by ktulu
If I was younger and single I'd have found a way into the store :giggity:
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:51 am
by Main Streeter
ktulu wrote:If I was younger and single I'd have found a way into the store :giggity:
Ktulu, you are so in darph's gene pool! :D: Separated at birth? ;)
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:02 am
by leftcoaster
DreTheLiquorGuy wrote:People think I'm crazy to carry a wine opener around with me in my car. But hey, you never know when you'll get the urge, ya know? Getting back to more relevant things here...
The other night I closed at the store and just as we were walking outside, after setting the alarm and locking the door, this group of girls came driving up honking their horn and had arms flailing out of the windows. We(3 employees) stood waiting to see what was going to come of all of it. They said they lost track of time and really needed to get more booze. Well after a few minutes of explaining that we were closed....they offered...um....services. Yeah, those kind of services. The keys we have for the door are only good for locking, no unlocking...so we told them we had to pass.
Sometimes I love living in a college town...others, not so much
Dre
Darn,
I was hoping for a blow by blow account of what happened next.
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:07 am
by darph nader
leftcoaster wrote:Darn,
I was hoping for a blow by blow account of what happened next.
Or at least an 'oral' dissertation. (or is that the same thing?)
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:17 am
by Kwahati
darph nader wrote:Or at least an 'oral' dissertation. (or is that the same thing?)
I think any further presentation from Dre might just go to show that he's a cunning linguist!
(Sorry, that's the best I had because nothing in English sounds like fellatio... :p: )
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:34 am
by ktulu
[quote="Main Streeter"]Ktulu, you are so in darph's gene pool! :D: Separated at birth? ]
I'm not sure how old Darph is...but maybe this is relevant...
http://www.ktulu.com/nelson-papa.wav
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:56 pm
by The Canuck
How about the guests who somehow managed to open my locked door after illimunations and then complained that at 9:20 I wouldn't sell them maple syruip. Sorry my cash registers are closed and counted "but the door was open" (i saw it get locked and saw someone push on it to test it).
Re: What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:55 pm
by ktulu
The Canuck wrote:How about the guests who somehow managed to open my locked door after illimunations and then complained that at 9:20 I wouldn't sell them maple syruip. Sorry my cash registers are closed and counted "but the door was open" (i saw it get locked and saw someone push on it to test it).
I guess they wanted waffles or pancakes really bad!