What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?

DreTheLiquorGuy · Post by **DreTheLiquorGuy** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:33 pm

People think I'm crazy to carry a wine opener around with me in my car. But hey, you never know when you'll get the urge, ya know? Getting back to more relevant things here...

The other night I closed at the store and just as we were walking outside, after setting the alarm and locking the door, this group of girls came driving up honking their horn and had arms flailing out of the windows. We(3 employees) stood waiting to see what was going to come of all of it. They said they lost track of time and really needed to get more booze. Well after a few minutes of explaining that we were closed....they offered...um....services. Yeah, those kind of services. The keys we have for the door are only good for locking, no unlocking...so we told them we had to pass.

Sometimes I love living in a college town...others, not so much

Dre

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:33 pm

That was 'one' tough call Dre. :(

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:30 pm

If I was younger and single I'd have found a way into the store :giggity:

Main Streeter · Post by **Main Streeter** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:51 am

ktulu wrote:If I was younger and single I'd have found a way into the store :giggity:

Ktulu, you are so in darph's gene pool! :D: Separated at birth? ;)

leftcoaster · Post by **leftcoaster** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:02 am

DreTheLiquorGuy wrote:People think I'm crazy to carry a wine opener around with me in my car. But hey, you never know when you'll get the urge, ya know? Getting back to more relevant things here...

The other night I closed at the store and just as we were walking outside, after setting the alarm and locking the door, this group of girls came driving up honking their horn and had arms flailing out of the windows. We(3 employees) stood waiting to see what was going to come of all of it. They said they lost track of time and really needed to get more booze. Well after a few minutes of explaining that we were closed....they offered...um....services. Yeah, those kind of services. The keys we have for the door are only good for locking, no unlocking...so we told them we had to pass.

Sometimes I love living in a college town...others, not so much

Dre

Darn,

I was hoping for a blow by blow account of what happened next.

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:07 am

leftcoaster wrote:Darn,

I was hoping for a blow by blow account of what happened next.

Or at least an 'oral' dissertation. (or is that the same thing?)

Kwahati · Post by **Kwahati** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:17 am

darph nader wrote:Or at least an 'oral' dissertation. (or is that the same thing?)

I think any further presentation from Dre might just go to show that he's a cunning linguist!

(Sorry, that's the best I had because nothing in English sounds like fellatio... :p: )

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:34 am

[quote="Main Streeter"]Ktulu, you are so in darph's gene pool! :D: Separated at birth? ]

I'm not sure how old Darph is...but maybe this is relevant...

http://www.ktulu.com/nelson-papa.wav

The Canuck · Post by **The Canuck** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:56 pm

How about the guests who somehow managed to open my locked door after illimunations and then complained that at 9:20 I wouldn't sell them maple syruip. Sorry my cash registers are closed and counted "but the door was open" (i saw it get locked and saw someone push on it to test it).

ktulu · Post by **ktulu** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:55 pm

The Canuck wrote:How about the guests who somehow managed to open my locked door after illimunations and then complained that at 9:20 I wouldn't sell them maple syruip. Sorry my cash registers are closed and counted "but the door was open" (i saw it get locked and saw someone push on it to test it).

I guess they wanted waffles or pancakes really bad!

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