Stupid Guest Tricks

ktulu wrote:I cannot upload the file, so here is the link to download the current questionnaire. I think two questions don't really belong, but what do I know. I just did this for the heck of it :)

http://www.ktulu.com/SGT_Questionnaire.pdf

I have the Microsoft Word Text Version.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:I have the Microsoft Word Text Version.

So do I ;) I prefer to publish things like this in pdf. The word doc is 104k, the pdf is 64k. Not a HUGE difference...

When you're 'jonesin' for a cold one, do you
A, run around like a chicken with your head cut off,looking for a certain person on Main Street, hoping she has a private stash?
B, suck it up a go to DCA,and buy an overpriced 'cold one'?
or
C, go back to your hotel,and buy an overpriced 6pk? :D:

darph nader wrote: B, suck it up a go to DCA,and buy an overpriced 'cold one'?
C, go back to your hotel,and buy an overpriced 6pk? :D:

Would be B or C. Main Street stash isn't strong nuff for you. :D: WTH does "jonesin" mean? Pima Co, Az. speak? You NEVER cease to amaze. ROFL.

Main Streeter wrote:Would be B or C. Main Street stash isn't strong nuff for you. :D: WTH does "jonesin" mean? Pima Co, Az. speak? You NEVER cease to amaze. ROFL.

You're joking right? You really don't know what jonesin' is:

Kids today [sigh]. Here's the definition from the Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com):

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Never hear the Cheech and Chong song, "Basketball Jones"? Google it. This is old school.

Here's a couple questions about an area I haven't seen any mention of yet: the kennel



When you come to pick up your pet for a walk or to take it home, you are asked to show a photo ID. Do you...?

a. Show the CM your ID because it's for the pet's safety we do this.
b. Claim that you don't have an ID to show and insist you be allowed to take your pet anyway.
c. Yell at the CM that it's an invasion of privacy to show your ID.


Your dog does not have the necessary shots or we can't verify its shot records so it must be put in the non-verified section of the kennel (meaning that the guest must be present for the CM to handle the dog). You....

A. Demand the dog be put in the verified section anyway.
B. Allow your dog to be put in the non-verified section and promise to have updated shot records the next time you bring it in.
C. Get angry when you hear we can't touch the dog unless you are present and demand we feed it and clean its cage while you are gone.



You are informed that you must come and walk your dog 3 times a day, as the kennel does not offer a dog walking service. Your reaction is...

A. To walk your dog 3 times a day as requested, as dogs don't like being cooped up in those cages 24/7.
B. Say that the CM must walk your dog as there used to be a dog walking service
C. Threaten to report the CM for refusing to care for your dog.

I never expected this thread to take off as much as it has! This is great! And the PDF is awesome too! Don't forget to keep updating it!

One critique though...I mentioned this before...but for anyone who is new to The Test, please NUMBER your questions! Thanks everyone and keep up the great questions! (T/F are acceptable too!) :p:

Our next number is 74.

Phear not Zigmiester, the PDF will stay updated and with numbers :)

speaking of which, it is updated and the latest version uploaded.

inkstainedpsyche wrote:You're joking right? You really don't know what jonesin' is: Kids today [sigh].

Excuse me? No, I was not joking! Perhaps I was going to Cal obtaining my MA while others were listening to Cheech & Chong.

The lead-in to question 54 should refer to question 53 and not question 51; just a minor typo.

And thanks for putting it all in one place; I'm taking a few copies in to work with me.

And how about possibly putting in a subtitle, such as must be taken by all people before they are allowed in a Disney Park, and that they must get at least 70% correct to be allowed in.