OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

[darph nader]

Just remembered one from my rental days. front counter man is trying to describe a backhoe loader. Instead of saying"a 10 cubic foot bucket" he said "a 10 cubic butt fuckit" Man i miss those days sometimes.

[ucfsweetie82]

Due to being nervous because I was doing my PA at GMR.
In 1952, James Cagney was singin in the rain with Debbie Reynolds and Donald O Connor.

[darph nader]

Due to being nervous because I was doing my PA at GMR.
In 1952, James Cagney was singin in the rain with Debbie Reynolds and Donald O Connor.

Actually Jimmy Cagney was quite the hoofer.Yankee Doodle Dandy,and The Seven Little Foy's with Bob Hope.

[WhirlWindSpin]

Heard a story from a friend about an incident a few years back at Great Movie Ride. AS one of the cars was traveling into the Wizard of Oz Scene it broke down stopping halfway into Oz and Halfway into the Sorcerer Mickey scene, unfortunatley the car bahind had begun to move out of the Casbalanca Scene and into the Sorcerer Scene because the "Guide" had the green light to continue. The Guides back was turned to the "Guests" and she had begun her spiel. (Supposed to be "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as the Sorcerer's Apprentice...")
Well the spiel started as normal, until the car slamed into the car in front of it, and was delivered as: "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as (blam!)..Jesus Christ!" .

THAT'S GREAT!! :D:

[Main_Street_Merch]

Ooh! Safari Bloopers! I've had my share

- mixed up pink back pelicans and greater flamingos, ending up with either pink flamingos or greater pelicans.

I do that all the time! I've also:

-Called an Okapi a Bongo
-Called the Baobab tree an Okapi (It was a long day)
-Called the White Beared Wildebeest a Grey Bearded Wildebeest
-Asked Wilson for the whereabouts of Big red while exiting Ituri forest
-Said that the Sables horns can reach 5 or six feet in length (They were standing next to the freaking Ankole cattle, it was my first day alone)

More to follow. :D:

[Crystal2485]

i dont get speils :( im at cosmics, although i have told people that the topping bar is to their left(its my left their right). i posted this somewhere else too, the other day i was at mgm as a guest and on the backlot tour the guide mentioned fantasmic and that it was right before you get to haunted mansion(its really tower of terror) i cracked up, if i would have had the time i would have told him.

[IndyandMarion]

the other day i was at mgm as a guest and on the backlot tour the guide mentioned fantasmic and that it was right before you get to haunted mansion(its really tower of terror) i cracked up, if i would have had the time i would have told him.

It's ok. More than likely one of the new CPs. Apparently there is some kind of two week saving grace period to where we can't smack them because they haven't had the time to orient themselves with the park. Given that they work, go to P.I., then go to work, then P.I., call in, go to P.I. . . .it's easy to see why they don't get time to go to the park.

[AlpineDL]

I was at a dark ride unload the other day, with the actual unload spot severely backing up even with a gap thanks to a really slow group of guests. In the first hold zone (next to pull up to unload and exit the car) were two very attractive college age girls breaking the run of sweaty, grouchy, ugly families :love:

They'd been stuck there for a solid 20ish seconds and looked kinda antsy so I figured they'd make for a good brief flirt at unload and did my best yes-I-work-at-Disney-but-I'm-not-gay-so-please-consider-me-you-fine-ladies loud manly spiel voice: "Hey ladies, ;) I'll get you off in a minute!" and flashed a suave smile. We all realized what I said and yeah...

Awwwwkward...

[writerevie]

LOL, if I were one of those ladies, I would have died laughing. No offense, of course, but things like this happen quite often, and hey, it's funny. Besides, they were probably flattered by your comment.

[leftcoaster]

[quote="AlpineDL"]They'd been stuck there for a solid 20ish seconds and looked kinda antsy so I figured they'd make for a good brief flirt at unload and did my best yes-I-work-at-Disney-but-I'm-not-gay-so-please-consider-me-you-fine-ladies loud manly spiel voice: "Hey ladies, ]

Did they take you up on your offer ?