Stupid Guest Tricks

This might not be funny, instead it might be gross. After riding on Star Tours at Disney MGM Studios, this one chubby kid got really really sick and threw up in the trash can. This is no joke, the way he threw up sounded like an "Exorcist" type of barf and it was scary. I kid you all not. The funny part was watching the other guests pass by as they gave him weird and grossed out looks. :p:

Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote:This might not be funny, instead it might be gross. After riding on Star Tours at Disney MGM Studios, this one chubby kid got really really sick and threw up in the trash can. This is no joke, the way he threw up sounded like an "Exorcist" type of barf and it was scary. I kid you all not. The funny part was watching the other guests pass by as they gave him weird and grossed out looks. :p:

Did his head spin around and did he walk backwards on his hands and feet through the exit ?

This would'nt come under the catagory of seen,but heard. 6/8 years ago my wife and I were riding the DLRR. We were going around the backside,past RoA towards the holding pen for the Main Street horses. My wife exclaims "They look so 'real', (thinking they were AAs). I told her in a 'soft' voice," Honey,they 'are' real". Apparently it was'nt soft enough,because people on the car with us started chuckling. I still pester her about it to this day.

Today at the ride I work at...

SGT: How long is the ride?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: How long is the ride in general?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: Is this a ride?
CM: Yes ma'am

She leaves afterwards and I think to myself: "What a dumbass!"

Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote:Today at the ride I work at...

SGT: How long is the ride?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: How long is the ride in general?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: Is this a ride?
CM: Yes ma'am

She leaves afterwards and I think to myself: "What a dumbass!"

It's amazing that the dinosaurs lasted as long as they did.
How the F did we get to the top of the food chain???? :(

darph nader wrote:It's amazing that the dinosaurs lasted as long as they did.
How the F did we get to the top of the food chain???? :(

Dinosaurs died because of the Great Meteor. ;)

Humans got to the top of the food chain because when humans were struggling to survive, only the strongest and fittest DID survive. Now that we ARE at the top of the food chain, it allows the ones that probably would not survive, to grow and prosper (and procreate). ;)


...sorry, that was a rhetorical question, wasn't it.

darph nader wrote:It's amazing that the dinosaurs lasted as long as they did.
How the F did we get to the top of the food chain???? :(

Dinosaurs died because of the Great Meteor. ;)

Humans got to the top of the food chain because when humans were struggling to survive, only the strongest and fittest DID survive. Now that we ARE at the top of the food chain, it allows the ones that probably would not survive, to grow and prosper (and procreate). ;)

...Oh sorry...that was a rhetorical question, right?

Pinoy_Stitch_84 wrote:Today at the ride I work at...

SGT: How long is the ride?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: How long is the ride in general?
CM (me): Five minutes
SGT: Is this a ride?
CM: Yes ma'am

She leaves afterwards and I think to myself: "What a dumbass!"

Oh dear god, that is really stupid. You would think after repeating the same word 3 times she would have already known it was a ride but apparently not.

Speaking of, what ride do you work at?

Star Tours, a flight simulator based on the Star Wars movies.

Guests ask: What is a "simmelater?"
I say: Think of it as a moving movie theater
They tell everyone else: Hey guys, you're only watching a movie, let's go.

They leave thinking it's a movie theater after I said "think of it as a moving movie theater."

Wonderful, now everyone knows which ride I work at. :D: