Stupid Guest Tricks

"I had this weird dream, where KSR spiels were automated. But it was only a dream! Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!"

Churchy took the rum bottle away from DisneyMom and said...

Why have you poured out the RUM! I needed that!! Not realizing that she had short term (alcohol induced) memory loss, so she promptly huffed off toward the main gate, only to be stopped by.....

Purpura, who got her to come to Plaza Inn with all the other SGT people. Everyone got to eat turkey on Thanksgiving and have a Pumpkin Spice Yule Log dessert. YUMMY! Then Grumpy Pirate said....

(burp) I'll fry more turkey for anyone!!, it has my special butter creole marinade and I always add RUM (HEY..Pirate!) and with that, Purpa turned and said...

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in America... Europeans, I hope you have a nice day too.

Then Zazu said the following to Big Wallaby and his other fuzzball partner in crime....

So, what have you two furrys have to be thankful for? and with that Wallaby said....

"I no longer will be paid for wearing purple pants! Now I can wear them just for fun." Wombat, scowling at being called a 'furry,' said, "I am thankful for...

The great state of TEXAS, where any marsupial can rise to the level of his marsupialness, and also for........

my wife, even if she does have the same name as one of the most foul drinks in the world.

Everyone laughed in agreement, and...

ZZ TOP,and other things like,,,,,,,,,,,

(darn you Big W)