Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

[mechurchlady]

Californians are dumber for sure.

In line behind a dude at the pharmacy where there are big signs saying pick up and drop off. Ten minutes in liine and I finally see he has prescription. i told him where to go.

Blockbuster video and the sign says "PUSH" so a dude pulls on the door and it does not budge. Like they are closed he says. Note the big sign on the side of the door that says the time. I stroll in the door with a gentle push and a snicker.

My ex-neighbor had an electric ignition gas stove and the power was out. Oh dear she cannot cook dinner. All she had to do was turn on the gas and throw a lit match at the burner.

Californians are dumber.

[EddyGirl]

here's a few of my favorites from d-land...

Guest: (standing in the middle of main street, wearing a d-land sweatshirt, and the golden ears) where is disneyland?
my friend: are you serious?
guest: um yes? where is disneyland?
my friend: i'm sorry, i have to walk away now...

Guest: (at about 7-7:30ish) where are the fireworks?
me: in their tubes.
Guest: huh? where will they be showing?
me: in the sky.
Guest: where can i see them?
me: huh?

Guest: can i have a cherrio?
me: i'm sorry, i dont sell cereal.

me: (selling churros at churros 2 ((in tomorrowland)) in which the cart has in BIG, BOLD letters the word CHURROS on the side of it)
Guest: where can i buy a churro?
me: well, you're going to go up this pathway, follow it around the Matterhorn and there will be a churro cart just to the right of the end of that pathway.
Guest: thank you. (walks away)

((i dont know if this one has ever really happened, but i've heard it from one of the FM busser leads and have always been tempted to say it.))
Guest: (at the carts near the New Orleans train station or French Market) where are the bathrooms?
vendor or busser: well, you're going to get onto the train, ride it til you get the forth stop, get off and make a right.

Guest: (sitting infront of the castle next to the churro wagon, waiting for fireworks to start at 9:25. sees pyro from fantasmic at approx 9:15, turns to me and kinda jokingly asks) was that the fireworks?
me: (very seriously) yes. that was the whole fireworks show. didnt you know that you were supposed to be near the rivers of america?
Guest: (looks very very sad and kinda confused) really? that sucks.
((i finally couldnt hold back anymore and i laughed and told them i was kidding. they laughed with me and said that i really had them going.))

[leftcoaster]

Blockbuster video and the sign says "PUSH" so a dude pulls on the door and it does not budge. Like they are closed he says. Note the big sign on the side of the door that says the time. I stroll in the door with a gentle push and a snicker.

I guess he graduated from the Gary Larson "School for the Gifted," eh ?

[disneygeek]

26. (While waiting to escort the next wheelchair party, which was located near a concession stand) "Are you in line?"
"Nope. Just a strange coincidence that I'm wearing the exact same thing as the people who work here"

I've gotten this! I work at Wal*Mart (all the soul-less evil of working for Disney and none of the fun!) I have to wear a god-awful blue smock with "May I Help You?" on the back. People have come up to me and asked; "Do you work here?" I keep wanting to answer; "No. Tacky blue Wal*Mart smocks are the latest fashion craze... I think everyone should wear them!" :twisted:

[disneygeek]

Ah not the Florida tourist. My 2 favorites are,

#1 at Hoover dam."Can you still use the water after you've taken the electricty out of it?"

# 2 at Meteor crater in Az."Wow,it just missed the highway."

This is no shit,real questoins/comments made by tourists.

My brother-in-law used to work for the Mansion tours in Newport. After taking the Rosecliff tour, we needed to use the "facilities" and he showed up the break room. They had a book of stupid questions there too!

My two favorites; How much does the house weigh?

and

Do the Vanderbilts still live in the house?
(Why yes! We shunt them from room to room so you don't see them!)

:D:

[disneygeek]

Guest: Which way to the monorail?
Me: We dont have a monorail here at the Studios
Guest: Yes you do! I came here this morning on one!
Me: Oh, we tore that one down a few hours ago.

This isn't a SGT, but you reminded me of it. I miss the old "live" Muppet show that the Studio used to run. At one point Kermit asks Floyd where the rest of the band is, he says they're coming in on the monorail. Kermit protests that the monorail doesn't stop there!

*CRASH* A life-sized model of the monorail comes through one of the stage walls!

Floyd: It does now!

;)

[IndyandMarion]

Sigh

Sadly enough, I remember that show.

Ah the good ol days when the Disney/MGM Studios was a real working studio and not a park posing as one.

[Syndrome]

Ah the good ol days when the Disney/MGM Studios was a real working studio and not a park posing as one.

AMEN!!! AMEN!!! AMEN!!!

[IndyandMarion]

Last night at the comedy warehouse:

Is this a comedy club?
Nope, its the processing area for small world

Its nothing big but damn it, it was funny for some reason.


Thundercat, didn't recognize me last night I suppose. Didn't know you were an adventurer as well.

Kungaloosh

[felinefan]

As for Californians being dumber--I'd have to say, it depends on which Californians you're talking about. Yeah, we got our share of airheads and space cadets, but don't forget we have a number of fine educational, scientific and cultural attractions, better weather than most of the country, and agriculture is our number one industry (and you thought it was entertainment!). Don't judge a state's people by the rejects you encounter.