Stupid Guest Tricks

rapidly regurgitated their ravioli !The SGTers were so astonished they....

Rallied around DIsneyMom, shouting RAH RAH RAH rejoice for the rounders have relunctly been repeled for the rightous and robust residents of the reveared SGT! The rejoiner was....

also amazingly alliterative, sounding similarly.....

SGs slithered south stealing souvenirs. Somehow Susislicker stopped said SGs so said SGs skipped sadly southwest slowly. Said SGs stopped suddenly said SG skipping so said SGs should stay seventy seven summers sunning said SGs somewhere Saharan sans sunscreen stuff. Space Mountain sucks said .....

Cinderella, who hopped on handily holding the hand of the handsome Prince Harry who held the handlebars of a Harley and hardly got started down Mainstreet before the alliteration completely disappeared and Cindy and Harry roared off out the front gates past Pattimelt putting pieces of paper in the printer..."Help" she cried, "I need help shredding all these"....

Pirated passes that were purged for people coming to the perfect world that is Disney. GoofyJoe was so impressed with the prefunctionary and pleasing performance of the people whom are SGT'ers that he promptly....

decreed that p's, r's, s's and h's had been overused, and were immediately p-o-ibited until fu-t-er notice. T-i- cau-ed g-eat con-te-nation among t-e -eo-le t-ying to -ead t-i- me--age, e--ecially -ince Wombat tend- to u-e -eally -umongou- wo-d-. (T-ey we-e al-o mad becau-e 'Wombat' wa-n't mi--ing any lette--!) Once again, Zazu inte-vened and -aid, "...

What the heck, is Wombat on RUM! and then the SGT'ers offerred Wombat their bottles, but wombat, being of sound (well, sort of) mind and furry body said.....

"I think I'll join the other marsupial driving KSR." Which was strange, since Wombat wasn't using "S"es.

Wombat turned to a lurker, and with great aplomb and using no "S"es, "R"s, "P"s, "H"s, "O"s, "L"s or "e"s, said...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.. To which DisneyMom replied......