Official SGT ADD thread
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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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This reminded me of an old joke my Grandma told once.
"So a newly married girl goes upto her Grandma who lived a full life and had many children. She askes "Grandma, I love you but I don't want that many kids! How do I keep from having them?" The Grandma smiles and digs about in her purse and pulls out something. She hands to the girl a single copper penny and says "Just put this between your knees honey, you'll be fine".
Later on the girl attempted this method and realized, it's rather impossible to have sex while worried about keeping that penny between your knees.
Moral of the Story: If you don't want kids, keep your legs closed!
And yes, my Grandma told me that at 14 almost word for word the way she said it. :D:
I had Mirena, it was honestly great but it had one side effect I wasn't willing to live with. It totally TANKS your sex drive. IUD's have been around since the 70's and some people do have issues with them while others don't. Birth Control is a tricky thing to get right for most females, you end up trying four or five different methods until you find one you like that works great for you. Working good means "lowest side effects" is technical terms.
Personally, I'd just rather take myself out of the breeding population but as they've told me since I was 15 "Oh you don't know what you want". I can't wait til this year, now that I'm 30 I DARE my doctor to say that now! I still can't figure out why people get so upset with my personal decision NOT to reproduce?!
"So a newly married girl goes upto her Grandma who lived a full life and had many children. She askes "Grandma, I love you but I don't want that many kids! How do I keep from having them?" The Grandma smiles and digs about in her purse and pulls out something. She hands to the girl a single copper penny and says "Just put this between your knees honey, you'll be fine".
Later on the girl attempted this method and realized, it's rather impossible to have sex while worried about keeping that penny between your knees.
Moral of the Story: If you don't want kids, keep your legs closed!
And yes, my Grandma told me that at 14 almost word for word the way she said it. :D:
I had Mirena, it was honestly great but it had one side effect I wasn't willing to live with. It totally TANKS your sex drive. IUD's have been around since the 70's and some people do have issues with them while others don't. Birth Control is a tricky thing to get right for most females, you end up trying four or five different methods until you find one you like that works great for you. Working good means "lowest side effects" is technical terms.
Personally, I'd just rather take myself out of the breeding population but as they've told me since I was 15 "Oh you don't know what you want". I can't wait til this year, now that I'm 30 I DARE my doctor to say that now! I still can't figure out why people get so upset with my personal decision NOT to reproduce?!
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There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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OOOOOH, old one. You can do better than old material hobie. :D:hobie16 wrote:There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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hobie16 wrote:There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
I'll take your word that it is an old one. So am I, and I must admit that is the first time I have seen that joke. Good one!Main Streeter wrote:OOOOOH, old one. You can do better than old material hobie. :D:
On the down side when you get my age you don't even need a ball bearing. (sigh)


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There's a new product out to compete with Viagra. It's called Rise, it's made by Upjohn, and if you don't swallow it fast you'll get a stiff neck.

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Hobie, If you're gonna dish stuff like that out, at least give it to us a few at a time. One per twelve-hour period is too slow.
And given the context of this conversation, I should probably modify what I jsut said...
And given the context of this conversation, I should probably modify what I jsut said...
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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And now for your nightmare inducing pic of the evening:


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"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."
"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."

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This is why they don't allow Therapy Cows at New Orleans Square in Disneyland ;) Aisleways are too narrow!hobie16 wrote:Jazz cows.
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