Official SGT ADD thread

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Darksin » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:24 am

This reminded me of an old joke my Grandma told once.
"So a newly married girl goes upto her Grandma who lived a full life and had many children. She askes "Grandma, I love you but I don't want that many kids! How do I keep from having them?" The Grandma smiles and digs about in her purse and pulls out something. She hands to the girl a single copper penny and says "Just put this between your knees honey, you'll be fine".
Later on the girl attempted this method and realized, it's rather impossible to have sex while worried about keeping that penny between your knees.
Moral of the Story: If you don't want kids, keep your legs closed!


And yes, my Grandma told me that at 14 almost word for word the way she said it. :D:

I had Mirena, it was honestly great but it had one side effect I wasn't willing to live with. It totally TANKS your sex drive. IUD's have been around since the 70's and some people do have issues with them while others don't. Birth Control is a tricky thing to get right for most females, you end up trying four or five different methods until you find one you like that works great for you. Working good means "lowest side effects" is technical terms.

Personally, I'd just rather take myself out of the breeding population but as they've told me since I was 15 "Oh you don't know what you want". I can't wait til this year, now that I'm 30 I DARE my doctor to say that now! I still can't figure out why people get so upset with my personal decision NOT to reproduce?!


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by hobie16 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:55 am

There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.


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Post by Main Streeter » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:28 pm

hobie16 wrote:There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
OOOOOH, old one. You can do better than old material hobie. :D:



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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Goofyernmost » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:21 pm

hobie16 wrote:There's a new birth control device on the market for men. It's a small ball bearing. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Main Streeter wrote:OOOOOH, old one. You can do better than old material hobie. :D:
I'll take your word that it is an old one. So am I, and I must admit that is the first time I have seen that joke. Good one!

On the down side when you get my age you don't even need a ball bearing. (sigh)
:old: :shrug: :sleep:


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by hobie16 » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:18 pm

There's a new product out to compete with Viagra. It's called Rise, it's made by Upjohn, and if you don't swallow it fast you'll get a stiff neck.


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Big Wallaby » Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:00 pm

Hobie, If you're gonna dish stuff like that out, at least give it to us a few at a time. One per twelve-hour period is too slow.

And given the context of this conversation, I should probably modify what I jsut said...


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Post by CujoSR » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:02 am

And now for your nightmare inducing pic of the evening:
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by CujoSR » Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:48 am

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"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"

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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by hobie16 » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:11 pm



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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by DisneyMom » Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:16 pm

hobie16 wrote:Jazz cows.
This is why they don't allow Therapy Cows at New Orleans Square in Disneyland ;) Aisleways are too narrow!


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