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Posted: **Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:52 pm**

leftcoaster wrote:WAIT! We can make Darph invisible ? :D:

No prob left. Just put a 6pack in a round house,and tell me there's beer in the corner. :D:

Posted: **Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:50 pm**

I saw Pamela Anderson at DCA today.......
it must of have been too cold out......

Zazu, do we have a surgically enhanced smilie?

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:26 pm**

Someone on one of Jeff Dunham's specials asked Walter why chicken breasts don't have nipples. His response included the fact that it was a good thing, since if it was cold enough, they would probably break the packaging.

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:09 pm**

Dang, I'm away from SGT for 3 days, and there are 198 new posts??? What's wrong with you people? Get a life, fer cryin' out loud. :D:

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:57 pm**

BRWombat wrote:Dang, I'm away from SGT for 3 days, and there are 198 new posts??? What's wrong with you people? Get a life, fer cryin' out loud. :D:

A life? What is this "life" thing you're talking about?

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:38 pm**

Big Wallaby wrote:Strange, the things that don't really have bearing on our lives, but if you look closely they can turn out to be interesting. For me, one of those things is dates and times of things in my life.

I was born on April 24. 4/24
My wife has the day March 24. 3/24 She was born right at midnight so her parents were given the choice of the day before or that day. They chose the 24th. So she is one month, to the day, older than me. March 24th is also the day I went through Traditions, and my start day at Disney.
Our wedding day is 1/23/04. I prefer to write it 1/23/4.

Space Shuttle Challenger had it's fateful voyage on January 28, 1986. My brother was born in 1986, and January 28th is my grandmother's (mother's side) birthday.

My grandmother on my father's side had the birthday of April 7. So did my third grade teacher... who shares my grandmother's and my last name.

My dad's birthday month and day are my mom's birthday month and day, but reversed. 12/5 and 5/12.

On the day I earned my CDL, I started at 8:00 in the morning, missed 8 points on my pretrip and 8 points on my drive test. That was August 8. Two years later, at my next job, my hire date was August 8, and the job after that.

My wife is a twin. I am the twin that survived my mom's miscarriage.

There's more, but that's the most interesting stuff.

No, I am not into numerology. I just remember numbers really well. I could tell you the phone number at most of the jobs I've had, I know my wife's, father's, mother's, brother's and a couple friends' SSN's, I can tell you my AAA number and all my credit card numbers off the top of my head. Always been wired that way.

Goodness! Ralphie was born 4/23! He is a numbers guy too. He is sorta like rainman (my nickname for him)! He can look at license plate numbers and tell you which are prime numbers, natural numbers and other fascinating, weird math head stuff! My parent's anniversary is 4/24. They have been married 65 years! Ralphie likes to put paper money in his wallet in the order of the serial numbers within the denominations! He is weird like that! One of his hobby's is trying to find the next digit in pi. My hobby is trying to find a piece of pie!
YUM!
soooooooozzzzzzzziiiiiiiieeeeee-quesie

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:12 pm**

BRWombat wrote:Dang, I'm away from SGT for 3 days, and there are 198 new posts??? What's wrong with you people? Get a life, fer cryin' out loud. :D:

Whadda yer talk'in bout? This IS our life! :sparky:

Posted: **Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:52 pm**

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Whadda yer talk'in bout? This IS our life! :sparky:

Preach it, brother! :D: What is life without SGT?

When I went on my WDW trip a few months back I was glad I was able to get online some at my brother's place. I would have missed a LOT of SGT in the week I was there if not for that.

Posted: **Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:06 am**

Well, it is 7AM in Denver and I am off to the Oral Surgeon to have 2 wisdom teeth taken out. I will be anesthetized for a while,

so don't talk about me behind my back while I am out! LOL! Mouf gonna hurt later!
:toncheek: <===that is what my cheek is gonna look like

...OW!
thuthie

Posted: **Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:38 am**

I want it to be January 15, 2008 that way I avoid my bleeping birthday and holidays.

Give me an hour to make a happy thought. I do not live in Burma, oh me happy. I see my car keys and that is happiness. I live in America so am happy.

I wonder if there are other marsupials in SGT.

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