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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:44 am
by Big Wallaby
Goofyernmost wrote:Funny thing...I asked the same question...one of them...my wife had reason to be able to recognition the situation (no further details will be forthcoming). She just said, that they weren't expecting anything from a physically sick old man so it never entered their minds what the obvious answer was. They thought he was having some type of allergic reaction to something. Finally someone, my wife never said which one, so I am assuming it wasn't her, had an epiphany and it turned out to be a correct one. Just goes to show you that sick old men can still be sick old men. Long live sick old men! :twisted:
And that group of nurses will never be caught off guard in that situation again.
I understand now how they might assume he was too sick to be sick. So for that reason, I suggest they spend time backstage for a day of their training, each assigned to a dirty old man for their stay.
The first time they face that situation, there won't be any problem identifying the issue.
Psychologists will need to be provided after the visit.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:24 am
by DonutGoddess
Once saw a stallion who had been kicked in the sheath. The whole area was swollen. And it wasn't because he was excited. Eeeek!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:49 pm
by Big Wallaby
DonutGoddess wrote:Once saw a stallion who had been kicked in the sheath. The whole area was swollen. And it wasn't because he was excited.
But was the stallion Italian?
Sorry...
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:55 pm
by Big Wallaby
I am reminded of the 90 year old man who went to his doctor.
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious problem. I am always chasing women.
Doctor: I don't see a problem with that. That's wonderful!
Patient: Yes, but when I catch up, I can't remember why I was chasing them.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:37 pm
by Main Streeter
Big Wallaby wrote:I am reminded of the 90 year old man who went to his doctor.
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious problem. I am always chasing women.
Doctor: I don't see a problem with that. That's wonderful!
Patient: Yes, but when I catch up, I can't remember why I was chasing them.
:D: :D: That is an Ernie joke. ;)
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:11 am
by WEDFan
I knew an older woman (former factory worker) who had smoked all her life. When visiting the Dr once, he tried to get her to quit. She said,
"Look, I don't drink; I don't gamble; and I don't chase men. This is my one vice."
Dr. didn't miss a beat... "Maybe you should start chasing men."
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:01 pm
by Darksin
Leave my nicotine alone, I need that. It keeps me from ripping faces off! :p:
Also, I got a salami sammich!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:08 pm
by hobie16
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:29 am
by DisneyMom
Very Sweet, but what happens when you set up the Slip-N-Slide? :D:
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:45 am
by Darksin
PICKLES!
...that is all.