The Never Ending Story

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Whazzup, who introduced himeslf to DisneyMom, except she thought that he was drunk, and pulled out her cutless and......

[mechurchlady]

then realized she was wrong. To cover her blunder she used the cutless to remove the tags for .........

[Princess Susi]

all the hoodies that everyone got back some pages ago...Suddenly a shot rang out...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

And everyone turned to see Churchy reloading her pistol, she looked up and said, Well I say an Ssss Geee trying to ride a Segway into the park with a box of ashes and using an expired three day pass that he bought outside from someone that had to leave earily and not use all his days, because he had to go to Afarica to pick up a puppie, but everyone said to her......

[Princess Susi]

"Where the hell is Afarica? Is that even a real place?" To which Cheshire Figment replied...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

It's all in your imigination, all you have to do is imig... when DisneyMom pushed her aside and was yelling at susislicker, why havn't you said anything about the RUM, where is it!! and Susislicker said...

[DisneyMom]

Back off, Wench!and slapped her with a Gingerbread man cookie! DisneyMom
sobered up and said she was sorry.Just then,

[Whazzup]

they ran out of disinfectant so they're using the rum to clean up a protein spill on aisle 3. Shorty82 was lurking nearby and said Hey, those SsssssGeeeeees didn't need to go to Afarica to get a puppy, I had a nice beagly one they could have taken home. Rats! Rats? said....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Susislicker, who said that if you deep fry them, they taste just llike chicken! Who are you calling chicken? said Churchy, and she jumped in line to ride space mountain, but continued to sing....

[Whazzup]

Everbody's got a laughin' place, a laughin' place to go-go-go
Everbody's got a laughin' place, and you'll find yours I know-ho-ho

But Grumpy Ol' Pirate wasn't laughin', because he saw the advance riders of the Spanish Inquisition heading towards Animal Kingdom, where they hoped to raid the place and steal the lions and tigers and elephants, oh my! So he hopped on his trusty Segway, grabbed Cranbiz and Zazu, and charged off to....