Stupid Guest Tricks

hobie16 wrote:Is Darph's new job styling hair? It took a lot of beers for this one.

I was mourning the demise of the old beer pull tabs that were used to make stylish crafts and apparel back in the early 70's-but this pic proves that you can't keep a crafty person down! :D:

DANG!! I remember making the pull tab 'chains", If you were good enough, you could make an entire "curtain" for the apartment!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:DANG!! I remember making the pull tab 'chains", If you were good enough, you could make an entire "curtain" for the apartment!

Don't you mean drunk enough? That's a lot of pull tabs.

hobie16 wrote:Don't you mean drunk enough? That's a lot of pull tabs.

weekend parties!!

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts
and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a
wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that
he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a
week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400
a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came
back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said,
"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Yeah, he's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

hobie16 wrote:Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

"Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

"Yeah, he's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Would be funnier if I hadn't heard the same story told about Henry Ford.

Yeah, I'm old. Cope with it!

hobie16 wrote:Don't you mean drunk enough? That's a lot of pull tabs.

You could always find plenty on the beach back then

Zazu wrote:Would be funnier if I hadn't heard the same story told about Henry Ford.

Yeah, I'm old. Cope with it!

Domino's was around when Henry Ford was alive?!?!