Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom asked Wombat, Why is the Rum always gone? Wombat shook his head with total confusion after the previous plot twist and sent Churchy, Susi and DisneyMom to dry out in the DisneyWorld "Jail". This caused the trio of ladies to.....

Call Zazu for help on their cellphones while inside, and then they made their escape and into a "dark" ride, where they took flash pictures, causing the CM's to think that they were SG's, which prompted the CM's to push them out toward the gate, when they again met up with Whazzup! They asked him for help, and he called for Wombat and Wallaby to.....

get Polar, Cujo and Zazu who vouched for the SGT crew and indoctrinated all the CMs present into SGT. The real churchy, not the doppelganger churchy, got up from her meal satiated and went off to ride Tower of Terror when she bet up with Polar and .............

Wombat -- yes, Wombat! The real Wombat, as he like Churchy doesn't drink, although he did know that a Pink Squirrel is a drink and not an oddly colored tree-climbing rodent. "Another imposter?" Susi cried, as she turned to the fake Wombat and, ripping off his disguise, discovered him to be none other than...

Jimmy Carter who was trying to enjoy Disneyalnd anonymously, but his peanut farmer accent gave him away. At the point ALL the SGTers were off enjoying different attractions and having fun, so Susi dragged Ex President Carter onto Space Mountain where he....

Began to have a heart attack, and the Secret Service grabbed Susislicker and threw her to the ground, as they thought she was trying to hurt the president, then Wallaby showed up and......

did the heimlich maneuver on Former President Carter who coughed up a peanut that hit Krissy in the nose. Wombat was a hero and WDW held a parade for him. For her being accosted Susislicker got a new wardrobe and ............. :D:

put on the Watch list of TSA so whenever she wanted to go to WDW, she had to use a long distance Segway, with an extra compartment for the bottles of RUM and Pizza that she would take for........

medicinal purposes. Grumpy Pirate .....................

Said to Churchy, I have a bit of a headache, and took the bottle of RUM, and just drank a few baby sips, then Churchy took it back, gulped back a large pull, and handed it to DisneyMom, who ...............