Stupid Guest Tricks

One second while I stop laughing at Wombat. Gotta get back into character. Okay, here we go.

Ahem.

"Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia."

The SGT crew, confused now, turned and shouted back,...
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Where IS Butch Cassidy? We want his autograph, and a throng pushed forward causing mass confusion. Just then, Wombt took out a sharpie and said....

Me wants the redhead, and proceeded to color Mainstreeter's hair red with his Sharpie. LeftCoaster leaped to the rescue, pinning Wombat to the ground and forcing him to...

Look at the Sharpie, which was green!! Just then, DisneyMom strolled up, still in her Jessica costume, and with the broken handle of her Segway in one hand, and an empty bottle of RUM in the other, pointed down Main Street and said.......

"Where is your pine float now!?!?!?" Mainstreeter desperately snatched the empty rum bottle from DisneyMom's hand and tried to extract one more drop from it, before handing the bottle to Wombat and whispering...

Quick, you stay here and I'll go for more RUM. Mainstreeter ran toward the Exit, and as he did so, Susislicker showed up from the other direction on her Segway, towing Whazzup riding in a stroller that had numerious dents on the front of it. In the back of the stroller was 20 bottles of rum for the SGT'ers, and a pink squirrel for Wombat. Wombat took a sip, and said......

How do I stay here quickly, Mainstreeter? I'm already here, so how can I do it quickly? Shaking his head in confusion Wombat climbed into the stroller with Whazzup and fed the little pink squirrel a full bottle of rum while Susislicker looked on greedily, licking her chops. The squirrel, having imbibed a wee bit too much rum, began...

Overflowing, as everyone knows that a pink squirrel is a mixed drink for ladies and other persons. The RUM diluted the drink enough that Susislicker drained it in one gulp, then, throwing the glass in a recycle bin, hopped back her Segway and took off, towing the stroller with a screaming wombat, who was trying to down another bottle of RUM. Wallaby, who was watching all of this....

finally remembered that Churchy does not drink and that renown pub crawler was pretending to be Churchy who was eating lunch when the fake Churchy rode by. Wombat pounced on the fake Churchy who turned out to be ............

DisneyMom!! who had put on a Churchy disguise and had tricked Wombat into believing that she was Susislicker, who was driving the Segway that had not been wrecked, because the real churchy had hit an SG with her Segway, and the Sg said that he was going to sue to be able to ride it, but he had to scatter the ashes of his dear departed fathers, sisters, brothers, second cousin twice removed ashes on the HM, but he was walking in the direction of the lagoon, when struck by Churchy, and had immediately called reservations to get a Comp ADR as he had his vacation ruined. When all of a sudden.......