Stupid Guest Tricks

Self propelled airplanes eh?

I see a new item that my squirrel army could use to their advantage. . .

Yeah, I'm over at GMR, my official return home is tomorrow (July 9th).

I say "return home" because when I started with the company, I worked merchandise for Star Tours and Epic. Since those two are in the same area at GMR, it is in fact, a home coming for me.

IndyandMarion wrote:Hey now, I'll stand up for the guests for once (Hey, Ive got a head cold so anything is possible right now).

Disney World did have fireworks during the day. . .Anyone here remember EPCOT's attempt at a full fireworks show during the day over the lagoon?

*Please note: This is not a test to see how old you are, all though if you remember it. . .

THere were two attempts weren't there one was the "Montster truck/boat show" in the afternoon...the other was SPLASHTACULAR on the fountain stage wasn't it?

IndyandMarion wrote:
I see a new item that my squirrel army could use to their advantage. . .

So that's why Disney Squirrels are so special. They are all part of Indy's army! I was hanging out in EPCOT with my family the other day when all the sudden there was this huge guest traffic jam in front of the temple in Mexico. What caused it? Half a dozen people taking pictures of a "Disney Squirrel". Ugh! It's a squirrel folks. We didn't dress it up in a costume and give it a name. It's just a normal North American squirrel smart enough to make Disney (with all of it's delicious guest discarded crumbs) it's home. Looks pretty much the same as the ones EVERY WHERE ELSE!!!

And now. . .The moment that you've all been waiting for (And apparently even more so to those who believe me to be a "god"). . .I give you:

Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga: Is This a Movie?

This is a ride, right?
CM: Nope, it's actually a recreation of the line ride, but we added some Disney Magic and added in a movie screen. . .

Does this ride go fast?
CM: No. It's a slow moving one.
So it's not too fast?
CM: If you consider 0-10 miles an hour in 2.5 lightyears fast, then yes!

Is this the Great American Movie Ride?
CM: Nope, that's actually located next to Sounds Dangerous. We finally decided to add another attraction that is as exciting as Sounds Dangerous.

How long is this ride?
CM: Roughly 20 minutes.
So that's like 30 minutes right?
CM: In certain countries, yes.

In the waiting area (where the movie trailers are shown)
Where is the ride?
CM: At the end of the line
Where is the end of the line?
CM: Somewhere between you and the ride

*After the "Anubis Room" scene (Where the bandit/Gangster "dies")
*To the guide* You're supposed to be dead. . .
CM: Am I not? *pats himself on the chest to see if he's a ghost or not*
*Think of the scene from Curse of the Black Pearl, and you'll have the idea of that*

IndyandMarion wrote:And now. . .The moment that you've all been waiting for (And apparently even more so to those who believe me to be a "god"). . .I give you:

Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga: Is This a Movie?

And there are thousands of other answers to those same questions... :D: and even more questions to be asked!!! WELCOME TO GMR!!!!

First off, because of the size of this monster, for those who have skipped a few of the pages, please note that all answers were given in a joking manner, then the real answer was given. Except in the case of the first question in this batch

(Ansem might get a kick out of this) Hello everyone and welcome to The Great Stupid Guest Ride. My name is Indy and I'll be your guide during this magical journey into the stupid questions. It's the perfect job for me because I just hate stupid people!

*Please note, no coffee, not on clock yet*
Guest: Where is the castle? *While standing in front of the hat*
CM: At Magic Kingdom *Really thinking: go to One Man's Dream, there are plenty of them there.*
Guest: How do we get there?
CM: Um, drive?

*While standing in front of THE GREAT MOVIE RIDE sign*
Guest: Is this the Great Movie Ride?
CM: *Looks at sign* Nope, this is actually Muppet Vision 3D.

Guest: *While standing in the preshow* This is a ride, right?
CM: What's the name of the ride?
Guest: The Great Movie Ride.
CM: Then it appears that this is, in fact, a ride.

*Pointing to the Hat*
Guest: Is that a ride?
CM: Yes, if you can climb to the top, then you can slide down the side of it and call it a ride.

Guest: Is it really a 40 min. wait?
CM: Nope, we just post that to give you false hope.

This one wasn't a stupid question or anything, just one that I managed to find a line for:
Guest: Does this ride go fast?
CM: Well. You might need to hang on in certain points. You might be surprised but this ride can go anywhere from about three to a whopping six miles an hour.

Oh, yeah, the imfamous, "Is the line really XXX minutes long???"

Just recently, an hispanic guest came to Buzz to hope he can use a WDW GAC Card.........AT DISNEYLAND!!!!! LOL, Greeter said, "You have to used that in Walt Disney World!

IndyandMarion wrote:*Pointing to the Hat*
Guest: Is that a ride?
CM: Yes, if you can climb to the top, then you can slide down the side of it and call it a ride.

LOL!! Looks like the area change is giving you loads of new material. Thanks for the laughs, Indy!!

IndyandMarion wrote:

SoarWhoreCoCo wrote:THere were two attempts weren't there one was the "Montster truck/boat show" in the afternoon...the other was SPLASHTACULAR on the fountain stage wasn't it?

Hey now, I'll stand up for the guests for once (Hey, Ive got a head cold so anything is possible right now).

Disney World did have fireworks during the day. . .Anyone here remember EPCOT's attempt at a full fireworks show during the day over the lagoon?

*Please note: This is not a test to see how old you are, all though if you remember it....

Oh, I remember that daytime show, and yes it had fireworks. I even have it on video. It dealt with speed boats (bad guys) and powered para sails (good guys aka "Rainbow Warriors")

Garwsh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to stop this. I might be going insane. Must be the water I drink.

Ansem! Get ready dude. . .

Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga at the Movies. . .

On Augs. 1st, The Great Movie Ride will never be the same again.